With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6809. | Sean (crazypants27) | 92.97 | 93% | 2017-02-19 |
| 6810. | Nico (nicosonyx) | 92.97 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 6811. | blast (blastoff15) | 92.97 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 6812. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 92.97 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 6813. | Jamie D Bolden (jamie_d_bol... | 92.96 | 99% | 2025-06-22 |
| 6814. | DiroDoku (dirodoku) | 92.96 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 6815. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 92.96 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 6816. | jasonshu (jasonshu) | 92.95 | 90% | 2016-12-20 |
| 6817. | wpmhog (wpmhog) | 92.95 | 97.1% | 2024-07-26 |
| 6818. | Branched (branchedstem) | 92.95 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
| 6819. | skuukzky (glzkfngkwlap) | 92.94 | 97.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 6820. | King (kickpushcoast) | 92.94 | 99% | 2025-07-10 |
| 6821. | muB (mubmubson) | 92.94 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 6822. | Practice (radule1) | 92.94 | 99% | 2022-09-18 |
| 6823. | touch me (sertouchme) | 92.94 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
| 6824. | Jakub (xaneth) | 92.94 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 6825. | Carter (scribe_anator) | 92.93 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 6826. | asdf (athrium) | 92.93 | 96.5% | 2024-01-09 |
| 6827. | RIP Reckful (veselka) | 92.93 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 6828. | Bob (blehwashere) | 92.93 | 97.3% | 2021-03-02 |
| 6829. | asdf (asdf5742) | 92.93 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 6830. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 92.93 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 6831. | Pranav (imagugher) | 92.93 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 6832. | Rikesh (rikesh) | 92.92 | 96% | 2018-07-21 |
| 6833. | Sensei (senseidogee) | 92.92 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 6834. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 92.92 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 6835. | Cole (jojjj5) | 92.91 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 6836. | CLUMSYBLUNDER (clumsyblunder) | 92.91 | 94.2% | 2025-03-14 |
| 6837. | 종지 (jonge1124) | 92.91 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 6838. | Nuge (nugemcgee) | 92.90 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |