Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1281. | weiner weiner chicken dinne... | 119.03 | 94% | 2011-11-22 |
| 1282. | (zariman) | 119.03 | 95% | 2015-12-26 |
| 1283. | (liranm89) | 119.03 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 1284. | (rogerz343) | 119.01 | 97% | 2016-10-04 |
| 1285. | (bigghaz01) | 118.99 | 96% | 2011-12-16 |
| 1286. | average discord mod (ifeelp... | 118.99 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 1287. | (criggz) | 118.99 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
| 1288. | (abhirag) | 118.96 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 1289. | (kildoes) | 118.96 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1290. | (jasimk) | 118.95 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 1291. | (pilotwings) | 118.94 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 1292. | (falcon467) | 118.91 | 98.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 1293. | (jelias) | 118.89 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 1294. | Savaroni (savaroni) | 118.89 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 1295. | Patrick (verona) | 118.88 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 1296. | (taingw4) | 118.88 | 98% | 2016-11-13 |
| 1297. | (imababel) | 118.87 | 96% | 2013-10-03 |
| 1298. | Wouter (pixelgasm) | 118.86 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1299. | (typerkinger) | 118.85 | 97% | 2013-12-03 |
| 1300. | (icarurs) | 118.83 | 96% | 2012-08-18 |
| 1301. | George (georgious) | 118.82 | 99% | 2011-06-16 |
| 1302. | (rbur70x7) | 118.81 | 98.3% | 2023-06-17 |
| 1303. | (min0taur) | 118.80 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 1304. | (pavlova_conditioning) | 118.80 | 96.6% | 2023-11-04 |
| 1305. | reghan is the prettiest (po... | 118.80 | 96% | 2013-10-08 |
| 1306. | (haleymichellle) | 118.80 | 99% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1307. | (bryans) | 118.78 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 1308. | (tebond) | 118.77 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 1309. | HD (thetruehd) | 118.75 | 98% | 2015-06-27 |
| 1310. | (kysora) | 118.70 | 99% | 2011-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |