I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8731. | Brian (redder558) | 89.45 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 8732. | Jemsaal (jemsaal) | 89.44 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 8733. | Chris (promotheus2) | 89.43 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 8734. | SWARMLK (swarmlk_) | 89.43 | 97.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 8735. | bb823 (bb823) | 89.43 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 8736. | Silly Emilly (em_killshot) | 89.43 | 97.8% | 2024-08-12 |
| 8737. | teetoHappy (teetohappy) | 89.42 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 8738. | Phindoll (philosopher_phun) | 89.42 | 95% | 2025-03-02 |
| 8739. | Christian (breeboy) | 89.42 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8740. | Talos (therealtalos21) | 89.41 | 96.9% | 2023-10-27 |
| 8741. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 89.41 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 8742. | Jake (jakeraz0317) | 89.40 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 8743. | いつき (huywee) | 89.39 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 8744. | Brian (desbrigs) | 89.39 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 8745. | MKX (mku1tra) | 89.39 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 8746. | RIJU (rijuthetyper) | 89.39 | 96.5% | 2025-02-19 |
| 8747. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 89.38 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 8748. | Terskayl (terskayl) | 89.38 | 90% | 2021-05-18 |
| 8749. | Philip (philipyoung) | 89.37 | 99% | 2025-02-08 |
| 8750. | Dark (monevtna) | 89.37 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 8751. | Niclas (niclasgards) | 89.36 | 96% | 2022-10-18 |
| 8752. | FarukBalihodzic (faruk_bali... | 89.36 | 97% | 2024-05-23 |
| 8753. | Jan (janwalther) | 89.35 | 98.1% | 2024-09-09 |
| 8754. | Kartikeya Khullar (khullar_... | 89.35 | 99% | 2025-05-14 |
| 8755. | IMcRoni (imcroni) | 89.35 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 8756. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 89.35 | 99% | 2019-11-20 |
| 8757. | Ryan (imacutey) | 89.34 | 97.1% | 2024-07-31 |
| 8758. | Colton (coltonmorgan) | 89.34 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 8759. | Chad (godchad) | 89.34 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 8760. | Sergey (sergeyscherbo) | 89.34 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |