So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9067. | adudu (iciboy99) | 87.75 | 99% | 2021-10-27 |
| 9068. | Albert (derpytatertot) | 87.75 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9069. | . (brazalik) | 87.75 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 9070. | red_j (pepeworm_on_mech) | 87.74 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 9071. | James (wnston) | 87.74 | 94.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9072. | l (lk128) | 87.74 | 95% | 2015-01-07 |
| 9073. | Linh (moss84) | 87.74 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
| 9074. | tipsyPLC (tipsyplc) | 87.73 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 9075. | Ezra (thedigitalallo) | 87.73 | 97.7% | 2023-09-30 |
| 9076. | Michael (ren206) | 87.73 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 9077. | duckmoon99 (duckmoon99) | 87.73 | 99% | 2020-09-04 |
| 9078. | Ellis (inescapablemonkeyballs) | 87.72 | 96.1% | 2023-10-17 |
| 9079. | tulipheidi (mimimo) | 87.72 | 97.5% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9080. | derek (jugemujugemu) | 87.72 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 9081. | NUH_DVORAK (nuh_dvorak) | 87.72 | 94% | 2012-07-12 |
| 9082. | Cheese (cheese0r) | 87.72 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
| 9083. | Keira (keiradawn) | 87.71 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 9084. | Klaus (klaussolar) | 87.71 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 9085. | Bailey (nob0dy) | 87.71 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 9086. | rUbbish (rubbisheap) | 87.71 | 94% | 2014-07-28 |
| 9087. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 87.71 | 95% | 2016-03-09 |
| 9088. | Jeff (im_a_chicken) | 87.71 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 9089. | Christian (chriisadam) | 87.71 | 97% | 2012-12-03 |
| 9090. | Davendra (wizxon) | 87.70 | 89% | 2013-02-15 |
| 9091. | Nick (epicdegree) | 87.70 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 9092. | jose (superpepino) | 87.70 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 9093. | Queros (toxicpig) | 87.70 | 94% | 2011-05-12 |
| 9094. | deathnoteaccuracy (deathnot... | 87.70 | 97% | 2011-06-02 |
| 9095. | Tmo (zvblast) | 87.69 | 95% | 2013-06-10 |
| 9096. | super (mermaid_ariel) | 87.69 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |