As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10390. | Malvin (malleballen) | 82.72 | 97.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 10391. | Harvey (cloudehz) | 82.72 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 10392. | Calvin (acm1lan1) | 82.72 | 93% | 2017-01-21 |
| 10393. | steven (bigdong696969) | 82.71 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 10394. | Vũ (khanhyeuquan) | 82.71 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 10395. | MJ (smaji182) | 82.71 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 10396. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 82.71 | 92% | 2016-11-02 |
| 10397. | DoroZ (doroz015) | 82.70 | 96.9% | 2024-01-11 |
| 10398. | Bono (sp000neyarc123) | 82.70 | 96% | 2024-09-25 |
| 10399. | Shabbir (abarakzai) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 10400. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 10401. | Go D. (deeated) | 82.70 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 10402. | Munir (munirgkm) | 82.69 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 10403. | crowxsharingan (crowsharingan) | 82.68 | 98.4% | 2025-01-16 |
| 10404. | Erik (joezuu) | 82.68 | 94% | 2016-11-15 |
| 10405. | Sparik (sparik) | 82.68 | 94% | 2016-11-28 |
| 10406. | Mark (nightstarreaper) | 82.67 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 10407. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 82.67 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 10408. | Balraj (noob_racer_96) | 82.67 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 10409. | sator1 (sator1) | 82.67 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 10410. | Mei (fanmeishanyeah) | 82.66 | 99% | 2018-06-08 |
| 10411. | dumplings (dumplingsz) | 82.66 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 10412. | Jingo (anusedusername) | 82.66 | 92% | 2017-05-28 |
| 10413. | Grammar is my Kryptonite (4... | 82.66 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 10414. | Ted (belisarius222) | 82.65 | 94% | 2016-11-18 |
| 10415. | TheTIger107 (thetiger107yt) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 10416. | Pandø (daterphi) | 82.65 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 10417. | sean (tpsn3) | 82.65 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 10418. | Daan (macdann6) | 82.64 | 100% | 2020-10-05 |
| 10419. | Eric (notmexican) | 82.64 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |