I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9116. | Caramel (saltyourcaramel) | 89.00 | 99.5% | 2025-05-06 |
| 9117. | magnetohydrodynamics (magne... | 89.00 | 98% | 2024-03-23 |
| 9118. | Dima (dima14) | 89.00 | 96% | 2026-02-27 |
| 9119. | Mehti (lylehti) | 89.00 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 9120. | Al Ryan (02sa) | 89.00 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 9121. | Jeff (psychohazard) | 89.00 | 93% | 2016-08-24 |
| 9122. | Chris (figure9) | 88.99 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 9123. | PogChamp (siktaukboi) | 88.99 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 9124. | Vedant (vedant0) | 88.98 | 95% | 2025-09-24 |
| 9125. | mmm (kiwislush) | 88.98 | 99% | 2025-06-12 |
| 9126. | Doms (domtinik0729) | 88.98 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 9127. | Ina (its_meh) | 88.98 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 9128. | Zachary (zacdos) | 88.98 | 95% | 2015-12-15 |
| 9129. | R (vivavee) | 88.98 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
| 9130. | Len (lennyindabuildin) | 88.98 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 9131. | 纯净水 (speed_yuan) | 88.98 | 98% | 2024-06-15 |
| 9132. | George (sellers1234) | 88.97 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 9133. | Bálint (diabolokiller) | 88.97 | 98% | 2026-04-16 |
| 9134. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 88.97 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
| 9135. | GreatWhiteShark (black_b6969) | 88.97 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 9136. | Trent (trentono) | 88.97 | 97% | 2016-05-31 |
| 9137. | hfour (hfour) | 88.97 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 9138. | Tanner (eubie) | 88.96 | 97% | 2024-02-04 |
| 9139. | Carlos (carloscalla) | 88.96 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 9140. | Moon (albertasdude) | 88.95 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 9141. | Liam (bonkatronk) | 88.94 | 99% | 2022-08-07 |
| 9142. | Kalo (kalo) | 88.94 | 95% | 2015-06-21 |
| 9143. | Neil (pipped) | 88.93 | 98.7% | 2024-06-04 |
| 9144. | Sabari (sabari314) | 88.92 | 98.5% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9145. | 575depression (maxdotcom) | 88.92 | 94.9% | 2024-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |