The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19753. | Johnathan (jellyowar308) | 72.36 | 93% | 2021-10-03 |
| 19754. | Sponge (vortexsponge) | 72.36 | 98% | 2015-01-03 |
| 19755. | Ashley (ashleyastonishing) | 72.36 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 19756. | I12 (inot12) | 72.36 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
| 19757. | stefstef (stefstef) | 72.36 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 19758. | kiri (kiri) | 72.36 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 19759. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 72.36 | 94% | 2015-12-27 |
| 19760. | Brent (brentslittlecar) | 72.36 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 19761. | Howard (howien) | 72.35 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 19762. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 72.35 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 19763. | Dpic (dpicc) | 72.35 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 19764. | Francis (francis430) | 72.35 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 19765. | Victo (victo_sn) | 72.35 | 95.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 19766. | Erlend (erlendh) | 72.35 | 89% | 2011-05-22 |
| 19767. | Jennifer (jimjam5) | 72.35 | 89% | 2013-05-22 |
| 19768. | Jason (jasonsupreme) | 72.35 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 19769. | Olanrewaju (lanreewaju) | 72.34 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 19770. | krisna (kp30) | 72.34 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 19771. | prikola (prikolaner) | 72.34 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 19772. | Sarah (firefury14620) | 72.34 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 19773. | andy (ilmain) | 72.34 | 92% | 2013-12-08 |
| 19774. | Jimmy (conceptt) | 72.33 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 19775. | Krzysiek (karramba) | 72.33 | 95% | 2015-03-15 |
| 19776. | kid (nqh1010) | 72.33 | 98% | 2014-10-29 |
| 19777. | Ridho (rsaputra18) | 72.33 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 19778. | Salee (saly450) | 72.33 | 95% | 2015-01-03 |
| 19779. | Mike (perception) | 72.33 | 93% | 2015-10-19 |
| 19780. | Ben (cerzi) | 72.33 | 87% | 2012-07-20 |
| 19781. | dirty dan (dirtydan123) | 72.32 | 97% | 2023-09-17 |
| 19782. | Andrei (aandreixon_dvorak) | 72.32 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |