Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5409. | Wayne (reken) | 47.06 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
5410. | Jesus (pikmin6000) | 47.06 | 93% | 2018-08-01 |
5411. | Omkar (omkardalvi001) | 47.03 | 95% | 2018-06-22 |
5412. | Ivan (bimg) | 47.03 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
5413. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 47.02 | 95% | 2020-08-14 |
5414. | Bash (bashark) | 47.01 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
5415. | Karan (iamkaran) | 47.00 | 94% | 2019-12-03 |
5416. | Jakob (cdr_truffle) | 46.96 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
5417. | sam (sambk) | 46.95 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
5418. | Shafi (shafsalabafs) | 46.94 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
5419. | Silent (silentsongbird) | 46.93 | 95% | 2018-01-21 |
5420. | Pavel (justar) | 46.91 | 94% | 2019-08-20 |
5421. | josh (joshanderson96) | 46.88 | 94% | 2019-09-08 |
5422. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 46.88 | 93% | 2019-02-08 |
5423. | Sajid (sajid006) | 46.88 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
5424. | Tasdik (tasdik_taseen) | 46.86 | 94% | 2021-08-08 |
5425. | Zara (illgoeasyonyou) | 46.83 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
5426. | xchli (xchli) | 46.82 | 93% | 2020-11-24 |
5427. | Smangat (iyusblaster) | 46.82 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
5428. | (proxy707) | 46.81 | 94% | 2019-08-22 |
5429. | Krishna (chaithu97) | 46.80 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
5430. | Clicky (ottoble) | 46.78 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
5431. | P (pizzapita) | 46.77 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
5432. | Fredrik (pabl0) | 46.77 | 94% | 2020-01-04 |
5433. | Alexander (hrychanenko) | 46.77 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
5434. | Kishor (kishorb5) | 46.75 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
5435. | Junior (amayou) | 46.72 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
5436. | Scott (redyeti) | 46.71 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
5437. | Saurabh (rustie_123) | 46.69 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
5438. | Uncertainty (uncertainty) | 46.67 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |