Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18573. | Fart Noises (fart_noises) | 83.91 | 95% | 2024-10-04 |
| 18574. | Fady al Dhaim (slarnoss) | 83.91 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
| 18575. | nfpsyco (msnnick3) | 83.91 | 96% | 2019-06-01 |
| 18576. | Dungus (duungus) | 83.91 | 96.8% | 2023-10-25 |
| 18577. | Cmplete Idiot Too many typo... | 83.91 | 88% | 2013-06-30 |
| 18578. | Scattish (willierocknroll) | 83.90 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 18579. | Bravo (saerhim100) | 83.90 | 99% | 2019-06-28 |
| 18580. | dimitri (rubikscube44) | 83.90 | 90% | 2014-03-15 |
| 18581. | NahFam (thekojiman) | 83.90 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| 18582. | mike (maykqwe) | 83.90 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 18583. | preonikita (preonikita) | 83.89 | 96.6% | 2024-06-12 |
| 18584. | Aduket (comptrol) | 83.89 | 97% | 2013-01-06 |
| 18585. | nagato (akatsuki99) | 83.89 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
| 18586. | महादेव à¤à¤•à¥... | 83.88 | 98% | 2025-07-19 |
| 18587. | parmesean (parmesean34) | 83.88 | 95% | 2025-11-06 |
| 18588. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 83.88 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 18589. | Pallubasa (pallubasa) | 83.87 | 96% | 2025-12-15 |
| 18590. | Abdulaziz (aligonijr) | 83.87 | 96% | 2026-01-18 |
| 18591. | Noe (noe7) | 83.87 | 95% | 2016-05-15 |
| 18592. | Ilker (ilkermutlu) | 83.87 | 97% | 2015-02-18 |
| 18593. | dakota (dakota44) | 83.87 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 18594. | summerdays (feelslikesummer) | 83.86 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
| 18595. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 83.86 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 18596. | stealhily (stealthily) | 83.86 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 18597. | vasja (vvvasja) | 83.86 | 96% | 2013-10-24 |
| 18598. | Brayon101 (brayon101) | 83.85 | 98% | 2025-12-13 |
| 18599. | caleb (calebc07) | 83.85 | 97% | 2025-04-15 |
| 18600. | Nic (nic_16) | 83.85 | 97% | 2024-11-07 |
| 18601. | Aleksi (jeboust) | 83.85 | 94.3% | 2023-11-21 |
| 18602. | abhi (abhi_sama) | 83.85 | 98% | 2026-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |