The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14880. | Biggie Cheese (citrus_tr) | 80.19 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 14881. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 80.19 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14882. | Tyler (tyster02) | 80.19 | 95% | 2022-09-19 |
| 14883. | shoddy-cook (mosuande) | 80.19 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 14884. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 80.19 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 14885. | Ben (koppix) | 80.19 | 98.3% | 2023-08-15 |
| 14886. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 80.19 | 97% | 2016-09-28 |
| 14887. | Temmie (ralismark) | 80.19 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 14888. | Taylor (tylrd) | 80.19 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
| 14889. | An (noswear999) | 80.19 | 95% | 2018-08-01 |
| 14890. | Eric (shadekiller) | 80.19 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 14891. | Kurtis (testermd) | 80.18 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14892. | BDLanny (bdlanny) | 80.18 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 14893. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 80.18 | 94% | 2022-10-05 |
| 14894. | Dig (digbo) | 80.18 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| 14895. | Joshua (sokubaku) | 80.18 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 14896. | Freshie2111 (freshie2415) | 80.17 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 14897. | Batman (blewris) | 80.17 | 97% | 2014-01-15 |
| 14898. | Summer (dredd1893) | 80.17 | 97% | 2011-10-31 |
| 14899. | John (jbupit) | 80.17 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 14900. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 80.17 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 14901. | Henrique (irnehp) | 80.17 | — | 2009-12-30 |
| 14902. | David (rockyc) | 80.17 | 96% | 2019-12-06 |
| 14903. | SMel (smel) | 80.17 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 14904. | Mihaela (mihaela6) | 80.17 | 97% | 2014-05-13 |
| 14905. | Miranara (miranara) | 80.17 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 14906. | Alex (typeracer) | 80.16 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 14907. | Kenton (kenton) | 80.16 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 14908. | Tevdore (bebera) | 80.15 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 14909. | mohan (mohan2002) | 80.15 | 96% | 2022-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |