And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28704. | xEvanH (incred) | 64.75 | 94% | 2012-06-13 |
| 28705. | Andy (andys810) | 64.75 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 28706. | Modern Anaconda (modernanac... | 64.74 | 95.9% | 2023-10-25 |
| 28707. | ludwigg (froggg) | 64.74 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| 28708. | Faris (farisrama) | 64.74 | 97% | 2014-04-04 |
| 28709. | Noah (nhanks333) | 64.74 | 93% | 2014-12-03 |
| 28710. | Wendy (wendys) | 64.74 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 28711. | ros (heyokay1234) | 64.73 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 28712. | makeoutthill (mecious) | 64.73 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 28713. | Paulo (akosipauie) | 64.73 | 91% | 2013-09-07 |
| 28714. | Thien (thienvv89) | 64.73 | 96% | 2020-05-07 |
| 28715. | joseph (jjtpe) | 64.73 | 93% | 2016-12-28 |
| 28716. | Fikretcan (rainofmine) | 64.73 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
| 28717. | bryce (bryceslash) | 64.73 | 93% | 2015-09-28 |
| 28718. | Martin (mart) | 64.73 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 28719. | HOOPLA (ho0pla) | 64.73 | 95% | 2015-10-12 |
| 28720. | chrys learning colemak (dev... | 64.72 | 95.6% | 2023-05-30 |
| 28721. | Kelp (klaptep) | 64.72 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 28722. | Victor (notoriousvic) | 64.72 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 28723. | bidhan (bidhan123) | 64.72 | 97.5% | 2021-02-21 |
| 28724. | Hero (herojp) | 64.72 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 28725. | Mitch (karmawaits) | 64.72 | 93% | 2014-12-31 |
| 28726. | MARK (teamsolomid1314) | 64.72 | 93% | 2016-11-28 |
| 28727. | Shua (shua901) | 64.72 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 28728. | Rafael (cereal_killer) | 64.72 | 92% | 2011-10-02 |
| 28729. | Ilya (il__ya) | 64.72 | 98% | 2015-06-21 |
| 28730. | danjkstra (danjkstra) | 64.71 | 97% | 2022-11-17 |
| 28731. | Surreal (surreal_cereal) | 64.71 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 28732. | mike (lurtzzk) | 64.71 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 28733. | Ed (zimmy) | 64.71 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |