I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1863. | Blac (nice_tea) | 89.35 | 96.7% | 2025-01-06 |
| 1864. | twitch.tv/dsurallod (dsural... | 89.32 | 97% | 2024-11-09 |
| 1865. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 89.30 | 97.7% | 2025-01-30 |
| 1866. | lol (iknowright) | 89.30 | 97% | 2024-09-03 |
| 1867. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 89.28 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 1868. | Adi (twisted314) | 89.20 | 98% | 2025-03-25 |
| 1869. | march (aarchmapril) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 1870. | Jason (skillztoday) | 89.20 | 97% | 2025-03-15 |
| 1871. | dixon (dixonticonderoga) | 89.19 | 96.4% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1872. | haniel monki (ivious) | 89.19 | 95.2% | 2023-08-18 |
| 1873. | Marina (mbayless123) | 89.18 | 99% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1874. | oreo (e00d) | 89.18 | 96.1% | 2024-05-22 |
| 1875. | cindersnap (ciindersnap) | 89.15 | 98% | 2025-08-28 |
| 1876. | robo (gooberonuggeto) | 89.14 | 97% | 2025-09-02 |
| 1877. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 89.14 | 95.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 1878. | YY_un (yy_un) | 89.13 | 98.4% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1879. | hero (iknowhtml) | 89.12 | 97.4% | 2023-06-17 |
| 1880. | Birdman (birdman13) | 89.12 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1881. | Scon (sconball) | 89.10 | 96.6% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1882. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 89.10 | 97.8% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1883. | Constantijn (fireline) | 89.09 | 98.5% | 2024-10-19 |
| 1884. | touch grass (midca) | 89.09 | 96.4% | 2023-12-17 |
| 1885. | Lyric (lyric39) | 89.09 | 98.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1886. | academ (academ) | 89.07 | 97% | 2024-09-05 |
| 1887. | Sterling Wolf (sterlingwolf) | 89.07 | 97.6% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1888. | Phuc Hoang Pham (lol1henta1) | 89.06 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| 1889. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 89.06 | 96.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 1890. | Amro (hummus18_) | 89.05 | 96.8% | 2024-04-04 |
| 1891. | Rehv (arjay_es) | 89.05 | 97.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 1892. | Joy (joypark21) | 89.04 | 97.3% | 2023-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |