Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36947. | Chandramouli (chandramoulig) | 39.02 | 93% | 2021-07-28 |
| 36948. | Harrison (smashhoff) | 39.01 | 87% | 2015-12-26 |
| 36949. | prabu (prabukannan) | 39.01 | 86% | 2014-05-27 |
| 36950. | 🦈 (crackwhorf) | 39.01 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 36951. | root (wanna_be_pro) | 39.01 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 36952. | Pengy (afrazierboy2001) | 39.01 | 83% | 2016-10-12 |
| 36953. | Jana (haleyray) | 39.00 | — | 2009-12-03 |
| 36954. | james (hacker545) | 39.00 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 36955. | Uriel (urieli) | 39.00 | 94% | 2016-12-06 |
| 36956. | hydroPUMP (hydropump) | 39.00 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
| 36957. | Rajashekar Reddy (rajasheka... | 39.00 | 95% | 2012-12-29 |
| 36958. | Harrison (harry_bo_barry) | 39.00 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
| 36959. | Goldhead (goldhead) | 38.99 | 91% | 2012-09-27 |
| 36960. | ALAN (vagabondrob) | 38.99 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 36961. | Abdul (abdul10) | 38.99 | 86% | 2016-11-22 |
| 36962. | Free Palestine (anas150khan) | 38.99 | 97.4% | 2023-08-23 |
| 36963. | fimi (fimi) | 38.98 | 93% | 2015-01-01 |
| 36964. | lanerfy (lanerfy11) | 38.98 | 87% | 2016-11-18 |
| 36965. | Jaideep (minusseven) | 38.98 | 91% | 2013-03-14 |
| 36966. | Lin (a4839500) | 38.98 | 94% | 2014-05-04 |
| 36967. | Ikki (ikki178) | 38.98 | 88% | 2014-05-26 |
| 36968. | Anurag (anurag_bhandari) | 38.98 | 92.7% | 2023-11-01 |
| 36969. | Paul (brandari) | 38.97 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 36970. | QAZAQ (nurasyldizimov) | 38.97 | 87% | 2015-07-21 |
| 36971. | Hazem (hazem_hassine) | 38.97 | 93% | 2020-11-10 |
| 36972. | javier (jf1442) | 38.96 | 92% | 2020-05-18 |
| 36973. | Lion (lion_pra) | 38.96 | 94% | 2021-04-17 |
| 36974. | your (cool_pig) | 38.96 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 36975. | Muhammd Irfan (irfan1122) | 38.96 | 94.5% | 2023-10-20 |
| 36976. | Andru (andrupine) | 38.96 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |