The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3089. | Darrell (infinitybigbang) | 78.70 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
| 3090. | Zach (coffinfit) | 78.70 | 96% | 2019-03-10 |
| 3091. | someone discharged on my ca... | 78.69 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3092. | Corey (dronetyper) | 78.67 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3093. | Norton (pajj) | 78.66 | 99% | 2018-05-18 |
| 3094. | ted (sayonara999) | 78.65 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3095. | Pyren (pyren83) | 78.63 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 3096. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 78.62 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
| 3097. | 1 key (awndi) | 78.61 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 3098. | glerou (tudesci) | 78.60 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 3099. | Area0 (bing_b0ng) | 78.60 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3100. | John (khoryl) | 78.60 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 3101. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 78.59 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 3102. | Andrei (az_az) | 78.59 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 3103. | Person (relearner) | 78.57 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 3104. | sAnideos (sanideos) | 78.57 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3105. | Ghaffaridzan (ijanraudha) | 78.56 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 3106. | Robert (epicsauce32) | 78.55 | 95% | 2020-01-19 |
| 3107. | Chitraketu (alpha1321) | 78.53 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 3108. | William (william_david) | 78.52 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 3109. | sholm (sholm) | 78.51 | 99% | 2018-03-02 |
| 3110. | Cory (typinglegend69) | 78.51 | 94% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3111. | Daan (macdann6) | 78.48 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 3112. | Capablanca (capablanca373) | 78.47 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 3113. | Katie (kmt2129) | 78.46 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
| 3114. | Joey (joeytoey) | 78.46 | 95% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3115. | no kekllll (supreme320) | 78.45 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 3116. | Tom (decoherence) | 78.44 | 96% | 2020-06-21 |
| 3117. | Kansas (ploder) | 78.44 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 3118. | Orexel (orexelstorm) | 78.43 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |