So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13609. | Joshua (caprious) | 78.81 | 93% | 2016-09-24 |
| 13610. | Liu (jazzkey) | 78.81 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 13611. | Adam (schimoda) | 78.81 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 13612. | M (mwt3e) | 78.81 | 94% | 2012-02-17 |
| 13613. | Shambassador (kptiger) | 78.81 | 90% | 2014-04-11 |
| 13614. | Frà (suicidal) | 78.81 | 91% | 2014-07-29 |
| 13615. | Miguel (steelers13) | 78.81 | 92% | 2012-05-16 |
| 13616. | Allie (romulusera) | 78.81 | 95% | 2014-04-14 |
| 13617. | Tim (bertardy) | 78.81 | 94% | 2014-01-04 |
| 13618. | hi (bleuwhite) | 78.80 | 97.4% | 2023-09-04 |
| 13619. | Tomaz (flowizard) | 78.80 | 95.8% | 2023-06-11 |
| 13620. | Kat (kattvakt) | 78.80 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13621. | Humbble (freedom97) | 78.80 | 96% | 2023-10-21 |
| 13622. | An (iaman) | 78.80 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 13623. | Milan (milg13) | 78.80 | 95% | 2012-11-05 |
| 13624. | Sandy (knicknetfan) | 78.80 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 13625. | Nol (iileeper) | 78.79 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 13626. | Khan (mani_khan) | 78.79 | 96.3% | 2023-05-17 |
| 13627. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 78.79 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 13628. | Mark (tenseimaa) | 78.79 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 13629. | Lil (reallilwayne) | 78.79 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 13630. | Ryan (bravefrontier) | 78.79 | 92% | 2014-06-11 |
| 13631. | Hockey (hockeygirl02) | 78.79 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
| 13632. | Jerry (jernjej) | 78.79 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 13633. | Kevin (sketchdesk) | 78.79 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 13634. | parth (parthvaghela) | 78.78 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 13635. | Cyanosite (szzsombor1) | 78.78 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13636. | Denzel (axium403) | 78.78 | 92% | 2016-02-28 |
| 13637. | vonunov (krbgbrk) | 78.78 | 99% | 2013-08-15 |
| 13638. | ParaJenn (parajenn) | 78.78 | 94% | 2015-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |