And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21493. | v (fnut) | 76.73 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 21494. | Shayan (shayanp) | 76.73 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| 21495. | acrid (acrid) | 76.73 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 21496. | Blue (blue4269) | 76.73 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 21497. | Zachary (spottedelefant) | 76.73 | 92% | 2016-07-14 |
| 21498. | Montu (axom_shochwave) | 76.73 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 21499. | Gon (frixgon) | 76.73 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 21500. | USAUSAUSA (usausausausa) | 76.73 | 91% | 2013-10-28 |
| 21501. | Davidpaloscioteachesguitar.... | 76.73 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 21502. | Jason (governorgeneral) | 76.73 | 94% | 2015-04-20 |
| 21503. | Neil (nizzel) | 76.73 | 93% | 2016-04-21 |
| 21504. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 76.73 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
| 21505. | Tiago (tvilhena) | 76.73 | 96% | 2015-03-23 |
| 21506. | Trevor (trevorguru) | 76.73 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 21507. | Rachael (rachael66) | 76.73 | 94% | 2015-11-15 |
| 21508. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 76.73 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 21509. | Niels (niels306) | 76.72 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 21510. | Bingo Bongo (bingo_bongo_) | 76.72 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 21511. | Jonah (jayk47_shawty) | 76.72 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 21512. | Timmy (iheretype) | 76.72 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 21513. | Colton (coltonj) | 76.72 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 21514. | LEAD (lead05) | 76.72 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 21515. | B-random (wordfactory) | 76.72 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 21516. | Cheshirino (cheshirino) | 76.71 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 21517. | Christian (ominousc) | 76.71 | 95% | 2016-09-06 |
| 21518. | Xero (xeroxyz) | 76.71 | 98% | 2017-03-19 |
| 21519. | Tran (dicachen81) | 76.71 | 95% | 2011-06-21 |
| 21520. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 76.71 | 96% | 2014-09-06 |
| 21521. | Silviu (unsilviu) | 76.70 | 90% | 2013-10-17 |
| 21522. | Maciey (maciey_ff) | 76.70 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |