I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10196. | dude (udead1) | 85.78 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| 10197. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 85.77 | 99.7% | 2021-01-27 |
| 10198. | Evan (lil_effer) | 85.77 | 99% | 2017-12-28 |
| 10199. | Niko M. (recline187) | 85.76 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 10200. | Launcherix (launcherix) | 85.76 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 10201. | Juho (safou) | 85.75 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 10202. | totoro (xiangchen) | 85.75 | 95% | 2018-01-23 |
| 10203. | Jan (luke_suster) | 85.74 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| 10204. | Stephen (19zhuyijie) | 85.74 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 10205. | mahmoud khater (mahmoudkharer) | 85.74 | 97.2% | 2025-05-03 |
| 10206. | Shaun (shaunshow) | 85.73 | 99% | 2023-02-12 |
| 10207. | 6292 (kenji6292) | 85.72 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 10208. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 85.72 | 97% | 2019-06-22 |
| 10209. | Juan (juanyougay) | 85.72 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 10210. | Adarkashark (adarkashark) | 85.72 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 10211. | clam (obafgkm_dh) | 85.72 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 10212. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 85.71 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 10213. | anjalnliai (ihaveanaxehehehe) | 85.71 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10214. | Flisti (flisti) | 85.71 | 99% | 2022-05-27 |
| 10215. | Steven (eeekom) | 85.71 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 10216. | Daniel (neon95) | 85.71 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
| 10217. | David (wavexz) | 85.69 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 10218. | Sal (salspring) | 85.69 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 10219. | Jose (cornjose877) | 85.69 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 10220. | Directrix1 (directrix1) | 85.69 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 10221. | Toddy (toddies) | 85.68 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 10222. | notkinruyuu (notkinruyuu) | 85.68 | 96.8% | 2025-03-10 |
| 10223. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 85.67 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 10224. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 85.67 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 10225. | Eddy (turtleboy604) | 85.66 | 99% | 2018-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |