Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20128. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 83.18 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 20129. | Scott (slaveofcores) | 83.18 | 96% | 2015-03-27 |
| 20130. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 83.18 | 93% | 2014-04-10 |
| 20131. | LostVellichor (lostvellichor) | 83.17 | 96% | 2024-06-12 |
| 20132. | nate (usernamenate) | 83.17 | 99% | 2025-03-01 |
| 20133. | nickbetypin (nickbetypin) | 83.17 | 97.2% | 2024-05-15 |
| 20134. | Cameron (cammiebammie) | 83.17 | 94.3% | 2023-11-16 |
| 20135. | fischld (tokiwa) | 83.17 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 20136. | Woody (woody_wins_) | 83.17 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 20137. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 83.17 | 99% | 2015-03-25 |
| 20138. | Sydney (sydleeps) | 83.17 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 20139. | amongla (kagez) | 83.17 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 20140. | 7th Samurai (samurai7) | 83.17 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 20141. | James (discodancer) | 83.17 | 97% | 2012-12-25 |
| 20142. | kariem (unplugged) | 83.17 | 93% | 2011-07-04 |
| 20143. | Huy (kenvjnkute) | 83.17 | 92% | 2017-05-15 |
| 20144. | Reverie (gegesbeachhouse) | 83.16 | 99% | 2025-02-06 |
| 20145. | Maja (ihatepigs) | 83.16 | 97% | 2024-07-23 |
| 20146. | Dylan (batista1220) | 83.16 | 99% | 2025-09-26 |
| 20147. | Aadil Khond (bruce_w) | 83.16 | 95.5% | 2024-10-04 |
| 20148. | Nikhil (nik9) | 83.16 | 96.9% | 2024-01-29 |
| 20149. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 83.16 | 95% | 2025-08-16 |
| 20150. | boobdex (boobdex) | 83.16 | 93% | 2017-01-04 |
| 20151. | max (max_el) | 83.16 | 97% | 2023-07-03 |
| 20152. | codiguero (codiguero) | 83.16 | 96.3% | 2024-04-17 |
| 20153. | anyotherdude (anyotherdude) | 83.16 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 20154. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 83.16 | 98% | 2025-05-20 |
| 20155. | Pintu (pintu) | 83.16 | — | 2009-11-27 |
| 20156. | Deflay (deflay) | 83.16 | 98% | 2013-06-20 |
| 20157. | Fedor (fshabashev) | 83.15 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |