I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9369. | Hector (datafli) | 90.98 | 99% | 2020-09-10 |
| 9370. | Chuck (phreoq) | 90.98 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 9371. | Nathaniel (galacticpirate17) | 90.98 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
| 9372. | Doc Erwin (neuraxialist) | 90.97 | 98% | 2025-06-04 |
| 9373. | Márton (marconka) | 90.97 | 100% | 2024-01-10 |
| 9374. | BMO (balot2020) | 90.97 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 9375. | Zach (coffinfit) | 90.97 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 9376. | alex (alexaesopos) | 90.97 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 9377. | Clarence (hondarvf400) | 90.96 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 9378. | F*ck Zelenskyy (overmake) | 90.96 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 9379. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 90.96 | 93% | 2017-03-19 |
| 9380. | Brandon (baddoodle) | 90.95 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 9381. | Kingofnight (kingofnight) | 90.95 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9382. | Andrei (headpats) | 90.95 | 98.8% | 2024-05-19 |
| 9383. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 90.95 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 9384. | Doiv (doiv23) | 90.95 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9385. | Bazil (its_bazil_) | 90.94 | 97.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 9386. | mynameisnotdaniel (ihategog... | 90.94 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 9387. | Bob (wmwmwmwm) | 90.94 | 98.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 9388. | Pseudo (pseudo_here) | 90.93 | 98.3% | 2024-05-23 |
| 9389. | Jean (jay_ar3) | 90.93 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 9390. | Lichhean (sinergy51) | 90.93 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 9391. | Sebastian (sebastianoitaliano) | 90.92 | 98.2% | 2024-03-02 |
| 9392. | quickbrownfox (shrid) | 90.92 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 9393. | Cleveland (beatenbones) | 90.92 | 98.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9394. | Sacha (themekaultra) | 90.92 | 99% | 2020-03-03 |
| 9395. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 90.92 | 99% | 2022-10-13 |
| 9396. | Irene (ireneprk) | 90.92 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 9397. | Kemal (kemalakkustr) | 90.92 | 95% | 2023-04-05 |
| 9398. | piglet (slaylet) | 90.91 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |