As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19995. | You're Slow (kronosxfleet) | 60.73 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 19996. | lars (vollkornaffe) | 60.73 | 93% | 2016-12-21 |
| 19997. | Peter (jclj9000) | 60.73 | 99% | 2016-05-06 |
| 19998. | niyon01 (niyon01) | 60.72 | 96.9% | 2023-12-04 |
| 19999. | Family (famillyguy) | 60.72 | 96% | 2017-07-20 |
| 20000. | Paula (paula28) | 60.72 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 20001. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 60.72 | 94% | 2019-01-17 |
| 20002. | hinotori (hinotori) | 60.72 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 20003. | defiant (aarav1) | 60.72 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 20004. | Chidera (moving_on) | 60.72 | 91% | 2016-07-01 |
| 20005. | Kevin (kevinchangjk) | 60.71 | 95% | 2021-12-17 |
| 20006. | Oatseveryday (oatseveryday) | 60.71 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
| 20007. | wonaeryschungaryen (wonaery... | 60.71 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 20008. | Dmitri (fruitloaf) | 60.71 | 99% | 2017-06-04 |
| 20009. | Martin (korax) | 60.71 | 93% | 2015-08-11 |
| 20010. | arjun22 (arjun22) | 60.71 | 93% | 2015-04-29 |
| 20011. | IguanaTed (iguanated) | 60.70 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
| 20012. | touko.ursin (oikipoiki) | 60.70 | 95% | 2022-05-01 |
| 20013. | Kacper (peccoth) | 60.70 | 95.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 20014. | Pemain PUBG (pemain_pubg1) | 60.70 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
| 20015. | Rahul (rahuldodwani18) | 60.70 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 20016. | Decavoid (andreyul) | 60.69 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| 20017. | Yams (yams_) | 60.69 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 20018. | Nursultan (1servant96) | 60.69 | 95% | 2023-09-08 |
| 20019. | Usman (grim_09) | 60.69 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 20020. | laurent (ajgad) | 60.69 | 94% | 2015-04-03 |
| 20021. | Mr. (doomfire) | 60.69 | 90% | 2015-12-24 |
| 20022. | JOJ (not2gud) | 60.68 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
| 20023. | Novus (novus_203) | 60.67 | 96.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| 20024. | Yugi (yasr_colemak) | 60.67 | 94% | 2020-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |