The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3279. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 61.04 | 97% | 2013-10-05 |
| 3280. | Shahid (shahidniazi) | 61.03 | 91% | 2013-02-11 |
| 3281. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 61.03 | 96% | 2013-07-04 |
| 3282. | Darko (darkec) | 61.03 | 92% | 2013-06-01 |
| 3283. | Negrosaki (negrosaki) | 61.02 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 3284. | Matt (hanocr) | 61.02 | 94% | 2014-09-19 |
| 3285. | roflzord (neraa) | 61.02 | 97% | 2014-11-21 |
| 3286. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 61.02 | 99% | 2018-04-12 |
| 3287. | Dev (devsaluja15) | 61.02 | 95% | 2020-05-09 |
| 3288. | Chaz (pepperoni3) | 61.02 | 94% | 2012-09-29 |
| 3289. | DiDi (didilynn) | 61.02 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 3290. | Arthur (arthurmog) | 61.02 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 3291. | Blake (xxsnakespitxx) | 61.01 | 97% | 2012-10-09 |
| 3292. | sukudo299 (sukudo299) | 61.01 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 3293. | dudu (dudu1061) | 61.00 | 93% | 2016-12-28 |
| 3294. | Alish (kzmadcat) | 61.00 | 84% | 2013-03-04 |
| 3295. | Joseph (iforgorr) | 60.99 | 93.7% | 2023-08-16 |
| 3296. | joy (sdfla) | 60.99 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 3297. | Krisada (icy_snowydoggy) | 60.99 | 95% | 2022-07-14 |
| 3298. | Toilybay (tikava) | 60.99 | 94.2% | 2023-10-22 |
| 3299. | alok (alokt5337) | 60.99 | 94% | 2012-08-04 |
| 3300. | IBRAIM5URFER (ibrahimpro) | 60.99 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 3301. | Dawned (dawned) | 60.99 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| 3302. | monty (mintos) | 60.98 | 95% | 2012-08-11 |
| 3303. | DonDon (don918) | 60.98 | 92% | 2014-01-25 |
| 3304. | Ozan (homtiri) | 60.97 | 94% | 2012-02-15 |
| 3305. | Pawel (japi) | 60.97 | 97% | 2012-08-13 |
| 3306. | Christian (enermaster) | 60.97 | 96% | 2014-03-25 |
| 3307. | ' (jmontgomer4) | 60.96 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 3308. | Bean (beansbeansbeans) | 60.96 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |