So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21484. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 65.95 | 94% | 2022-12-29 |
| 21485. | Reilly (_rk__) | 65.95 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
| 21486. | Bekkhan (bkun) | 65.94 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 21487. | Striker (strikerfury) | 65.94 | 94% | 2021-06-19 |
| 21488. | Sqonky (sqonky) | 65.94 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 21489. | fresh (hitorijanai) | 65.94 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 21490. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 65.93 | 90% | 2016-05-05 |
| 21491. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 65.93 | 99% | 2023-05-05 |
| 21492. | Vsbobclear (vsbobclear) | 65.93 | 95% | 2015-10-22 |
| 21493. | Zach (fullbright) | 65.93 | 89% | 2016-02-29 |
| 21494. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 65.93 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 21495. | mel (melguerzon) | 65.93 | 96% | 2012-01-24 |
| 21496. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 65.93 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 21497. | Sharas (sharas) | 65.93 | 92% | 2012-11-10 |
| 21498. | Alex (ameanberg) | 65.93 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 21499. | Satkay (satkay) | 65.93 | 96% | 2011-08-02 |
| 21500. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 65.92 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 21501. | Yao (yaoyao) | 65.92 | 92% | 2014-01-03 |
| 21502. | Salwe (salwetingh) | 65.92 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 21503. | Jj (issajacob) | 65.92 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 21504. | Chen (ifimverywrong) | 65.92 | 98% | 2012-10-10 |
| 21505. | tstats[pervez1020] (pervez1... | 65.91 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 21506. | type (typeracer21st) | 65.91 | 95% | 2013-09-27 |
| 21507. | brian (brianlouis27) | 65.91 | 95% | 2018-03-19 |
| 21508. | No (bambusnippel) | 65.91 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 21509. | varun100 (varun100) | 65.91 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 21510. | shingo (anagman) | 65.91 | 94% | 2012-03-31 |
| 21511. | Debdip Das (dipto_debdip) | 65.90 | 95% | 2022-07-13 |
| 21512. | Toastie (tjmck) | 65.90 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 21513. | Alec (1lec) | 65.90 | 95% | 2020-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |