And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3698. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 117.89 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 3699. | VYCanis (vycanis55) | 117.89 | 99% | 2023-04-26 |
| 3700. | Jesse (jeli2657) | 117.89 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
| 3701. | chkhikvanormelia (chkhikvan... | 117.88 | 98% | 2025-10-25 |
| 3702. | Joseph (joseph_468) | 117.88 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 3703. | Alex (alexhchu) | 117.87 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 3704. | alex (rendr) | 117.87 | 94% | 2016-07-11 |
| 3705. | Zakal (zakalwe) | 117.86 | 93% | 2013-06-17 |
| 3706. | em (thelawsofjay) | 117.86 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 3707. | Ace (asae) | 117.86 | 92% | 2013-12-12 |
| 3708. | Zaid (zaid493) | 117.84 | 95% | 2014-04-17 |
| 3709. | Rawrica (rawrica) | 117.84 | 94% | 2016-03-02 |
| 3710. | Hakujou (hakujou) | 117.84 | 98% | 2016-02-27 |
| 3711. | Ryan (ryanriv) | 117.82 | 99% | 2012-12-05 |
| 3712. | Colemak (cubexp208) | 117.82 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 3713. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 117.82 | 99% | 2017-07-06 |
| 3714. | Flo (idyll) | 117.81 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 3715. | Slow (slow_india) | 117.81 | 97% | 2013-07-04 |
| 3716. | Kyameron (kyameron) | 117.81 | 91% | 2013-12-24 |
| 3717. | mi (stelmosfire) | 117.81 | 94% | 2012-12-01 |
| 3718. | Kyle (heyitskyle) | 117.80 | 97% | 2015-12-04 |
| 3719. | Lloyd (milanh) | 117.80 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| 3720. | Nhân (hvnhan) | 117.80 | 95% | 2017-05-13 |
| 3721. | Seth (sethwigget) | 117.78 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3722. | Mat (tencion) | 117.78 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
| 3723. | just_ab (just_ab) | 117.77 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
| 3724. | Max (winstonlisa) | 117.77 | 99% | 2020-06-27 |
| 3725. | tania (tlee120) | 117.76 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3726. | Albert (alberttheslime) | 117.76 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 3727. | Anno (annodomini) | 117.76 | 99% | 2012-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |