Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12770. | Nemo (nemo) | 80.64 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 12771. | NOEL (armedandloaded) | 80.64 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
| 12772. | kegan (kegan) | 80.64 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 12773. | Malakai (malakai) | 80.64 | 96% | 2012-12-26 |
| 12774. | Grant (eyz11327) | 80.64 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 12775. | Khurram (bismillah786pk) | 80.63 | 97% | 2011-10-06 |
| 12776. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 80.63 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 12777. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 80.63 | 99% | 2020-07-06 |
| 12778. | Dave (hankatola) | 80.63 | 94% | 2017-01-11 |
| 12779. | Itay (itay_sherman) | 80.63 | 98% | 2020-05-16 |
| 12780. | Will (william_wang) | 80.63 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 12781. | Daniel (dcurt305) | 80.62 | 97% | 2012-09-05 |
| 12782. | Howard (howaard) | 80.62 | 92% | 2016-09-19 |
| 12783. | LoitenUmi (loitenumi) | 80.62 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 12784. | Austin (gauby92) | 80.62 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 12785. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 80.62 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 12786. | Risan (ptrrsn_1) | 80.61 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 12787. | Jake (quertior) | 80.61 | — | 2010-08-21 |
| 12788. | itchyaminoacid (335080673) | 80.61 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 12789. | gad (gad4) | 80.61 | 97% | 2012-06-15 |
| 12790. | Marcelo (idlebot) | 80.61 | 97% | 2015-09-16 |
| 12791. | Bill (wiiird) | 80.61 | 99% | 2011-09-29 |
| 12792. | F5 (phf5) | 80.61 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 12793. | Long (ndlong) | 80.60 | 94% | 2011-08-11 |
| 12794. | JK (loljkgo) | 80.60 | 97% | 2017-08-01 |
| 12795. | Bruno (bruno_) | 80.60 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 12796. | Chris (__uwu__12) | 80.60 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 12797. | Garrett (vachemax) | 80.60 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 12798. | Septem (septembear) | 80.60 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 12799. | Jhoe (bangalore_deez_nutz) | 80.60 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |