Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27954. | (minuetdesu) | 55.85 | 93.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 27955. | Joshua (joshua172) | 55.85 | 91% | 2016-11-03 |
| 27956. | (kevinman117) | 55.85 | 92% | 2011-10-30 |
| 27957. | Robert (robbstark) | 55.85 | 87% | 2016-05-02 |
| 27958. | Gail (jade2) | 55.84 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 27959. | (uangivet) | 55.84 | 93% | 2013-11-05 |
| 27960. | (ciscoswags) | 55.84 | 96% | 2016-08-18 |
| 27961. | (rhythmk) | 55.84 | 92% | 2013-12-02 |
| 27962. | (samratt17) | 55.84 | 92% | 2016-07-26 |
| 27963. | (maiami) | 55.83 | 98% | 2012-02-18 |
| 27964. | Juho (plutognome) | 55.83 | 95% | 2016-12-20 |
| 27965. | (luxares) | 55.83 | 94% | 2011-12-05 |
| 27966. | (wchocolate) | 55.83 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 27967. | (ddragon217) | 55.83 | 97% | 2016-12-30 |
| 27968. | (payalc) | 55.83 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 27969. | (stef2015) | 55.83 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 27970. | (glitch_is) | 55.82 | 87% | 2015-03-01 |
| 27971. | (keeneysandra) | 55.82 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 27972. | (mcshizney) | 55.82 | 93% | 2016-04-15 |
| 27973. | (razvanel) | 55.82 | — | 2010-05-23 |
| 27974. | Luis (luismelendez2998) | 55.82 | 93% | 2014-12-13 |
| 27975. | (b04501012) | 55.82 | 96% | 2023-01-07 |
| 27976. | (abdullah1233) | 55.82 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 27977. | (leathface23) | 55.82 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 27978. | EdgyHammer (edgyhammer) | 55.82 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
| 27979. | (ideamaster) | 55.82 | 98% | 2012-08-10 |
| 27980. | (hsuanlv) | 55.81 | 92% | 2013-10-30 |
| 27981. | (majki) | 55.81 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 27982. | sharkY! (whiteshark16) | 55.81 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 27983. | (binhvt) | 55.81 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |