I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13125. | peperak (peperak) | 79.70 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 13126. | Awais (awais_660) | 79.70 | 96.8% | 2023-10-09 |
| 13127. | Lupi (thedogz) | 79.70 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 13128. | Juan (mecagoentodo) | 79.70 | 94% | 2016-08-08 |
| 13129. | Charles (charlesstein) | 79.69 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 13130. | hot (hotsingle) | 79.69 | 95% | 2024-03-31 |
| 13131. | xd (znykerz) | 79.69 | 96% | 2022-05-12 |
| 13132. | Lincoln (tentenclicker) | 79.69 | 99% | 2022-05-27 |
| 13133. | Big Booty T (sexy_dino) | 79.69 | 95% | 2020-08-29 |
| 13134. | Successfull Looser (success... | 79.69 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 13135. | Freiza (freiza) | 79.69 | 96% | 2015-05-06 |
| 13136. | Jakkrij (bank32) | 79.69 | 95% | 2015-10-26 |
| 13137. | reinis (reino257) | 79.68 | 97.1% | 2023-11-17 |
| 13138. | no (sabertooth81) | 79.68 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 13139. | necati (naydin) | 79.68 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
| 13140. | Leo (gnowoel) | 79.68 | 94% | 2016-07-27 |
| 13141. | KCUFOTEMOC (kcufotemoc1234_) | 79.67 | 96% | 2021-07-06 |
| 13142. | Idead (idead) | 79.67 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 13143. | James (beatnik307) | 79.67 | 96% | 2015-05-05 |
| 13144. | Akira (alt_ctrl_defeat) | 79.66 | 96% | 2025-08-26 |
| 13145. | mark.ig (tryingtohavefun1924) | 79.66 | 96.9% | 2023-09-03 |
| 13146. | Nguyễn Nhâm (nhamtan) | 79.66 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13147. | clone (qlone) | 79.66 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 13148. | YurQ (yurq) | 79.66 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 13149. | Ellen (oheyitsellen) | 79.65 | 96% | 2016-12-26 |
| 13150. | Aryan (aryandeore) | 79.65 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 13151. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 79.65 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 13152. | Pedro (pelohi) | 79.65 | 93% | 2015-09-30 |
| 13153. | thug man (smarwinkster) | 79.64 | 95.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 13154. | Melihcan (melihcann) | 79.64 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |