Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4806. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 99.71 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 4807. | rmbench (rmbench) | 99.71 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 4808. | Tien (thetientran) | 99.71 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 4809. | aaron (brwnmn6) | 99.71 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 4810. | N4T (taneel) | 99.71 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 4811. | luckiey (luckiey) | 99.70 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 4812. | Justin (tofuthesama) | 99.70 | 99% | 2017-12-04 |
| 4813. | Jp (gamr_jph) | 99.70 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 4814. | Monster, how should (bardho... | 99.69 | 94% | 2013-11-07 |
| 4815. | เป็ดฟ้า (blueju) | 99.69 | 99% | 2015-04-29 |
| 4816. | brackety (brackety) | 99.69 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 4817. | Hyunsu (onlyu0923) | 99.69 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 4818. | Kincaid (kincaidr) | 99.68 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 4819. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 99.67 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 4820. | KnowItAll (bookworm1) | 99.67 | 99% | 2018-10-05 |
| 4821. | uxvb (uxvb) | 99.67 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 4822. | Zeb (foghorn) | 99.66 | 99% | 2012-06-22 |
| 4823. | Jayson (jaysondanewillingster) | 99.66 | 97% | 2012-04-15 |
| 4824. | Yvonne (icyfire) | 99.66 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 4825. | Jeff (chiefjeef) | 99.66 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 4826. | David (davemaster223) | 99.66 | 95% | 2019-08-16 |
| 4827. | Nomfy (jahanji) | 99.65 | 97% | 2017-02-20 |
| 4828. | Koos (koos) | 99.65 | 94% | 2012-12-07 |
| 4829. | Perfect Accuracy (perfectac... | 99.65 | 97% | 2011-08-12 |
| 4830. | Phany (telugu_manishi) | 99.65 | 99% | 2013-12-18 |
| 4831. | Charles (czli21068) | 99.65 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 4832. | bkk (yodamaster) | 99.64 | — | 2010-06-26 |
| 4833. | Luna (lewisw60) | 99.64 | 97% | 2016-06-30 |
| 4834. | Moonlight (moonlight1211) | 99.63 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 4835. | Sunny (sunnylee0123) | 99.63 | 95% | 2014-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |