So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10478. | pansui (pansui_zeliang) | 84.62 | 95% | 2011-12-04 |
| 10479. | taimoor (taimoorhassan) | 84.61 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 10480. | cole (coldmak) | 84.61 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 10481. | BI (happycat) | 84.61 | 98% | 2012-01-12 |
| 10482. | Howard (mrchoy) | 84.61 | 95% | 2016-06-15 |
| 10483. | Will (decisiveindecision) | 84.61 | 97% | 2011-12-17 |
| 10484. | eten (eten) | 84.61 | 94% | 2012-02-23 |
| 10485. | Clayton (claytonjadkins) | 84.60 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 10486. | John (woot_5000) | 84.60 | 84% | 2012-09-26 |
| 10487. | Jomes (petrforsberg) | 84.60 | 97% | 2013-01-25 |
| 10488. | DislikeBot (dislikebot) | 84.60 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 10489. | Ruark (penchevi09) | 84.60 | 98% | 2014-12-04 |
| 10490. | _AquaFortis_ (_aquafortis_) | 84.59 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 10491. | RIP yomps (dtfps) | 84.59 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 10492. | janer (jcamann) | 84.59 | 98% | 2011-11-22 |
| 10493. | H (docsattar) | 84.59 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 10494. | swag (alan20854) | 84.58 | 95% | 2014-06-22 |
| 10495. | Klunky (liamrob) | 84.58 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 10496. | Chris (icup) | 84.58 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 10497. | Alex (evoamac) | 84.58 | 99% | 2011-08-22 |
| 10498. | lebron (lebron_mccain) | 84.57 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
| 10499. | arichnad (arichnad) | 84.57 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 10500. | Tony (naka__) | 84.57 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 10501. | ahmed (angeampire) | 84.57 | 95% | 2013-09-24 |
| 10502. | Rocko (rockotaco) | 84.56 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 10503. | razy (razynurin) | 84.56 | 96% | 2011-08-21 |
| 10504. | HazeltheBear (hazelthebear) | 84.56 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 10505. | Carter (carterps2ss) | 84.56 | 95% | 2015-02-10 |
| 10506. | Garrett (insanitymage) | 84.55 | 93% | 2015-04-07 |
| 10507. | Darrell (rocky814) | 84.55 | 94% | 2016-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |