Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2583. | Noel (twicetzuyu) | 79.51 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2584. | BeaT (anutorn) | 79.51 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2585. | tsapi (tsapi) | 79.51 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2586. | Eric (eibaugh) | 79.50 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2587. | Derek (mrnudes) | 79.49 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| 2588. | Marc (marxotkin) | 79.48 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2589. | ricsiegycsicska (csicska) | 79.47 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 2590. | Darko (donnie_dorko) | 79.47 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 2591. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 79.45 | 95% | 2018-05-09 |
| 2592. | Parzha (parzha) | 79.45 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
| 2593. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 79.45 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 2594. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 79.44 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2595. | Ha (tranluuha) | 79.43 | 99% | 2018-07-07 |
| 2596. | Falerian (rifleon) | 79.43 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
| 2597. | Asters (typer1typer) | 79.40 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2598. | Sai Srujan Kumar (chsrujan) | 79.40 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 2599. | ICKOStreet (ickostreet) | 79.39 | 95% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2600. | Nathaniel (ndaljr) | 79.39 | 94% | 2020-05-01 |
| 2601. | axengi (axengi) | 79.38 | 95% | 2020-09-25 |
| 2602. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 79.37 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2603. | Mr Boring (mrboring) | 79.36 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 2604. | Johnny (reapnsow) | 79.35 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 2605. | Pasindu (alphawolf962) | 79.35 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2606. | vaggelis (vaglazgr) | 79.35 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| 2607. | thapakazi (ceasors) | 79.34 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 2608. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 79.33 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2609. | CasperPrepQueen (casperprep... | 79.32 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
| 2610. | keruya (keruya) | 79.32 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 2611. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 79.32 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2612. | Ben (imfastasfboy) | 79.32 | 95% | 2018-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |