The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3982. | HD (thetruehd) | 106.19 | 94% | 2015-02-05 |
| 3983. | (winxton) | 106.19 | 93% | 2011-11-23 |
| 3984. | |𝐅𝐄𝐑|SiriusB (bsir... | 106.19 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 3985. | Kai (kkai8) | 106.18 | 98.5% | 2023-05-25 |
| 3986. | Joe (fauntleroy42) | 106.18 | 96% | 2012-09-19 |
| 3987. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 106.17 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 3988. | Bryan (wiseguy) | 106.17 | 94% | 2011-07-01 |
| 3989. | laptoptyperx (droozy) | 106.17 | 93% | 2014-02-09 |
| 3990. | Fabijan (bifazg) | 106.16 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 3991. | (arcticfire) | 106.16 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 3992. | Vinh (vinhpham8598nt) | 106.15 | 91% | 2015-06-10 |
| 3993. | (mistahmoist) | 106.15 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 3994. | Zajd (zajd36) | 106.14 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 3995. | (lofthesaver) | 106.14 | 93% | 2016-05-29 |
| 3996. | StraightUpLuck ¯\_(ツ)_/... | 106.13 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 3997. | deighvyd (intensional) | 106.13 | 95% | 2015-03-02 |
| 3998. | (ichauster) | 106.12 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 3999. | gonorrhea (n1ght) | 106.11 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 4000. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 106.10 | 98% | 2013-11-16 |
| 4001. | earwax (earwax) | 106.10 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 4002. | soldano (soldano) | 106.09 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 4003. | noname (newbie424) | 106.09 | 94% | 2014-06-25 |
| 4004. | JUDGE (hxllbound) | 106.08 | 99.3% | 2023-10-07 |
| 4005. | Speedy (flux2k) | 106.08 | 99% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4006. | (tikoq_maniaqzz) | 106.08 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 4007. | (nickeynut) | 106.07 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 4008. | (dianya) | 106.07 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 4009. | Alexa (lexalexa100) | 106.07 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 4010. | (michaelsni97) | 106.07 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 4011. | (lord_of_lost_souls) | 106.07 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |