So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31280. | Abraiz (abraiz) | 50.76 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 31281. | Glude (glude) | 50.76 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 31282. | pinot (averagetyper11) | 50.76 | 94% | 2021-05-04 |
| 31283. | Omar (samura1) | 50.76 | 94% | 2020-12-31 |
| 31284. | Frank (ieatyourrice) | 50.76 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 31285. | Colemak (noobycolemak) | 50.76 | 95% | 2012-12-09 |
| 31286. | (efellion) | 50.76 | 93% | 2014-04-24 |
| 31287. | Er (erleyaney) | 50.76 | 95% | 2014-07-05 |
| 31288. | Joseph (iforgorr) | 50.75 | 93.1% | 2023-08-20 |
| 31289. | One (onej23) | 50.75 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 31290. | Tahar (tmasmaliyev) | 50.75 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 31291. | Halo (fishmona) | 50.75 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 31292. | Ronald (swishamane1) | 50.75 | 94% | 2012-10-25 |
| 31293. | sauravtheevil (sauravtheevil) | 50.75 | 96% | 2014-01-31 |
| 31294. | ッッッ (markfaded) | 50.75 | 94% | 2017-06-23 |
| 31295. | Kissmark (kissmark) | 50.75 | 94% | 2015-02-05 |
| 31296. | Michael (ichael1) | 50.74 | 95% | 2013-05-12 |
| 31297. | Jason (jason_the_human) | 50.74 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 31298. | Bokhalid (bokhalid) | 50.74 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 31299. | Malte (flexiz) | 50.74 | 88% | 2012-10-11 |
| 31300. | reiden (typingreiden) | 50.73 | 94% | 2020-11-18 |
| 31301. | Erick (erick84mm) | 50.73 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 31302. | Rudolf (rudolf_hess) | 50.73 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 31303. | Linh (linh_safi) | 50.73 | 92% | 2015-01-16 |
| 31304. | don (jeev07) | 50.73 | 92% | 2017-02-24 |
| 31305. | Trung (fasterandfaster) | 50.72 | 95% | 2016-02-05 |
| 31306. | SEth (notseth234) | 50.72 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 31307. | Jack (hello0olleh) | 50.72 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 31308. | diana (jokonda) | 50.72 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 31309. | Yousef (youesfqtr999) | 50.71 | 84% | 2016-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |