It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3009. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 71.07 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 3010. | nopsky (nauyusimi_) | 71.06 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3011. | Chris (aqueous_axe) | 71.06 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3012. | Ryan (glasses928) | 71.05 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3013. | somethingsomething (datpotato) | 71.03 | 98% | 2018-02-03 |
| 3014. | 4x (reelife) | 71.02 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 3015. | Hajar (hajar424) | 71.02 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 3016. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 71.00 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3017. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 70.99 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3018. | arz (arzr) | 70.97 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
| 3019. | pea (pbarakat) | 70.97 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 3020. | Albert (certikbertik) | 70.96 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 3021. | Michael (seddwick) | 70.95 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 3022. | Frej (fwdahlin) | 70.95 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 3023. | Erek-Shin (t0sh1ro) | 70.95 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3024. | Dansek (dalandansek) | 70.91 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 3025. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 70.88 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3026. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 70.88 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 3027. | Elie (iceworld) | 70.88 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 3028. | GIMLY98 (gimly98) | 70.88 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 3029. | mike (mikechen) | 70.87 | 97% | 2018-02-27 |
| 3030. | Jackson (jackson_007) | 70.87 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 3031. | S (sima0502) | 70.87 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3032. | julian (jihadijulian) | 70.85 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 3033. | Tim (jimbo112) | 70.85 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 3034. | Ty (variicola_not_pneumoniae) | 70.83 | 95% | 2019-11-20 |
| 3035. | Derrick (silky_d2) | 70.80 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3036. | jjerry (jerry_nyae) | 70.80 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 3037. | Pranoy (promax) | 70.79 | 97% | 2018-05-06 |
| 3038. | YellowQuack (yellowquack) | 70.78 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |