The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14383. | JR (a98f3is4me) | 80.99 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| 14384. | Andres (lele12) | 80.99 | 95% | 2013-02-12 |
| 14385. | Sobe (yukikoneko) | 80.99 | 93% | 2013-10-04 |
| 14386. | Alfred (alfredpennyworth) | 80.99 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 14387. | sinister (snsstr) | 80.99 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 14388. | Rokas (rokasa369) | 80.98 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 14389. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 80.98 | 98.6% | 2023-10-26 |
| 14390. | Juan (linuxguy0481) | 80.98 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 14391. | Ido (greysuit) | 80.98 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 14392. | Alex (brezzo) | 80.97 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 14393. | Noobie (oppaidaisuke70) | 80.97 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 14394. | Jhorwin (jhoravi) | 80.97 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
| 14395. | Etienne (etienne_bepo) | 80.97 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 14396. | Kevin (kgonzales2319) | 80.97 | 98% | 2019-07-03 |
| 14397. | Josh (thialfi) | 80.97 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 14398. | Roland (entr0cks) | 80.97 | 98% | 2018-09-15 |
| 14399. | Silver (silverei) | 80.96 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 14400. | Brandon (brandondodododo) | 80.96 | 95% | 2021-05-28 |
| 14401. | sAjAn (sajansingh) | 80.96 | 98% | 2018-05-18 |
| 14402. | Elie (iceworld) | 80.96 | 98% | 2015-06-22 |
| 14403. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 80.96 | 95% | 2019-06-22 |
| 14404. | Jaydn (grwrx) | 80.95 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 14405. | Jake (jake_tyler) | 80.95 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 14406. | obh (_r_s_) | 80.95 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 14407. | Flowa (flowa) | 80.95 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 14408. | Niccster (niccster10) | 80.95 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 14409. | Ben (benwcc) | 80.94 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 14410. | Turtlebert (turtlebert) | 80.94 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 14411. | Magz (magzse7en) | 80.94 | 95% | 2022-03-22 |
| 14412. | Eetu (mandarilleri) | 80.94 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |