And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32484. | Matt (matalony) | 58.40 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 32485. | tranman1118 (tranman1118) | 58.40 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 32486. | Arnold (islap21hoes) | 58.40 | 96% | 2019-12-06 |
| 32487. | Rom (regularguy) | 58.40 | 91% | 2015-08-12 |
| 32488. | oanh (oanhnguyen89) | 58.40 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
| 32489. | kaput (kaput) | 58.40 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 32490. | T (trshuck_cm) | 58.39 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 32491. | Quang (baoquanggogreen) | 58.39 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 32492. | Imam Feri (imamferi) | 58.39 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
| 32493. | Quidos (quidos) | 58.39 | 91% | 2017-02-25 |
| 32494. | Rudolph (dolph3) | 58.39 | 96% | 2014-06-25 |
| 32495. | Evan (unifella) | 58.38 | 96.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 32496. | Kennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 58.38 | 95% | 2012-04-11 |
| 32497. | Tuấn Vủ (tuanvu) | 58.38 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 32498. | Nit (gambit123) | 58.38 | 97% | 2014-11-08 |
| 32499. | Yu Min (davidyumin) | 58.38 | 93% | 2015-02-25 |
| 32500. | aa (s0ggysocks) | 58.37 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 32501. | Sunspots (sunspots) | 58.37 | 95% | 2012-11-14 |
| 32502. | Zhen (imzinzin) | 58.37 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 32503. | Unanymous (iceman0bc) | 58.37 | 93% | 2014-03-22 |
| 32504. | Yves (yves) | 58.37 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 32505. | Luke (lhauflin) | 58.37 | 95% | 2013-02-01 |
| 32506. | Long (darkboy) | 58.37 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 32507. | Paul (brooka) | 58.37 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 32508. | Tejas (izaayaa) | 58.36 | 95% | 2019-02-20 |
| 32509. | PingingCarrot16 (pingingcar... | 58.36 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 32510. | Itami (itamii) | 58.35 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 32511. | Luiza (luizaboscacci1) | 58.35 | 93% | 2015-08-17 |
| 32512. | christian (_childish) | 58.35 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 32513. | Jiaxing (hj1ax) | 58.35 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |