So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27479. | John Carl (kaekko) | 56.61 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 27480. | vliv (hyte) | 56.61 | 93.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 27481. | Erfan (erfanmirzapour) | 56.61 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 27482. | Celestrom (celestrom) | 56.61 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 27483. | duodeath (typedeth) | 56.60 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 27484. | tstats[quolen] (quolen) | 56.60 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 27485. | kevo (lakvn) | 56.60 | 96% | 2015-11-15 |
| 27486. | bolifayfay (bolifayfay) | 56.60 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 27487. | BigMac (paraboss) | 56.59 | 95% | 2023-08-24 |
| 27488. | Derek (kroni) | 56.59 | 95.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 27489. | Aarondn34 (aarondn34) | 56.59 | 93% | 2016-06-24 |
| 27490. | Ethel (ethel7t7) | 56.59 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 27491. | Daniel (danmar) | 56.59 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 27492. | Aelyos learns to type (aely... | 56.58 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 27493. | Sarp (whitechocolatee) | 56.58 | 95% | 2017-12-26 |
| 27494. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 56.58 | 94% | 2014-06-07 |
| 27495. | Travis (yungwab) | 56.57 | 91% | 2016-07-06 |
| 27496. | brandon (tezzier) | 56.57 | 98% | 2016-11-26 |
| 27497. | vinh (tienvinh) | 56.57 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 27498. | Jasper (littleyiiyii) | 56.57 | 95% | 2022-11-10 |
| 27499. | La1ka (laikan) | 56.57 | 93% | 2020-01-03 |
| 27500. | jeff (icecoldsprite) | 56.57 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 27501. | Ryan (ryanbay) | 56.57 | 96% | 2014-01-03 |
| 27502. | Gabby (gabbyou) | 56.57 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 27503. | Ryan (rhyemar) | 56.57 | 94% | 2018-03-01 |
| 27504. | Fredrik (pexxen) | 56.57 | 85% | 2013-09-24 |
| 27505. | Amr (amr98) | 56.56 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 27506. | David Michael (portdavenport) | 56.56 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 27507. | s (buyutec) | 56.56 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 27508. | Nirav (niravkothari) | 56.56 | 90% | 2016-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |