Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1864. | agyon (meikaina) | 87.43 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 1865. | tenga (violxt) | 87.41 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1866. | Kevin (yinkr) | 87.40 | 99% | 2020-04-03 |
| 1867. | 景弱智 (jasontgm1221) | 87.40 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1868. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 87.37 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1869. | Stephen (sgt5d123) | 87.36 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 1870. | Gabe (rubikcrube) | 87.34 | 99% | 2018-11-14 |
| 1871. | Junya (junia) | 87.33 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 1872. | Z (yuzhshen) | 87.28 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1873. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 87.28 | 100% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1874. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 87.27 | 99% | 2017-08-17 |
| 1875. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 87.27 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 1876. | Scott (scottymcraig) | 87.25 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1877. | Night (nightparade) | 87.25 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1878. | Trenton (ragefast) | 87.24 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1879. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 87.19 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 1880. | RacinGalaxy (racingalaxy) | 87.16 | 95% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1881. | DeadEyeKozi (deadeyekozi) | 87.16 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1882. | Senin (senin8pagi) | 87.16 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 1883. | nick (icebyte) | 87.16 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 1884. | Katana (katanapanda) | 87.16 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 1885. | grace (graceszymk) | 87.15 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 1886. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 87.14 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 1887. | galei (galei) | 87.13 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 1888. | Sophie (sophieloaf) | 87.13 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 1889. | Khoi (khoitran) | 87.12 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 1890. | i type with 2 fingers (manu... | 87.11 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 1891. | Kevin (creepymk) | 87.11 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1892. | Kevin (kjax) | 87.10 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1893. | thonk (suicune3) | 87.09 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |