When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5974. | Anthony (aweesomesauce) | 94.47 | 97% | 2024-11-12 |
| 5975. | 자이아 (jariahvue) | 94.47 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 5976. | 🏅🏅🏅 (naod_1225) | 94.47 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 5977. | Kingcob (kingcob) | 94.46 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 5978. | Steven (stoveoveoven) | 94.45 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 5979. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 94.45 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 5980. | 5 Thousand Singles (milimo_... | 94.45 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 5981. | shouldBeStudying (wolfrem) | 94.45 | 96% | 2025-12-12 |
| 5982. | Madison (mnbutler) | 94.45 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 5983. | Muhammad Haris Naeem (itsha... | 94.44 | 97% | 2025-04-01 |
| 5984. | Firanka (firanka) | 94.44 | 100% | 2023-08-17 |
| 5985. | 🛞 (otomo) | 94.44 | 99% | 2021-10-08 |
| 5986. | Sean (somethingsean) | 94.43 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 5987. | Dim (watlerwhite) | 94.43 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 5988. | saxum (saxum) | 94.43 | 96% | 2016-12-18 |
| 5989. | Weston (wesjamber) | 94.43 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 5990. | Kendall (skeletonsinc) | 94.42 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 5991. | Shawna (shawndromat) | 94.42 | 100% | 2016-11-16 |
| 5992. | nick (icebyte) | 94.42 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 5993. | Chi (348cdt21) | 94.42 | 98% | 2017-01-01 |
| 5994. | rantan (rantanplann) | 94.41 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5995. | 災禍 (psyaika) | 94.41 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 5996. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 94.40 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 5997. | grep (greps) | 94.40 | 94% | 2017-03-01 |
| 5998. | Weekevy (layvth) | 94.39 | 97% | 2026-02-20 |
| 5999. | geras (gerastv) | 94.39 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 6000. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 94.38 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 6001. | ppLaser (fathertoben) | 94.38 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 6002. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 94.38 | 99.1% | 2023-10-20 |
| 6003. | Artisan (artisan0211) | 94.38 | 98.8% | 2024-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |