The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24042. | Baleshwar (bgowdell) | 65.03 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 24043. | (tanbkhn) | 65.03 | 95% | 2016-01-22 |
| 24044. | (masterxilo) | 65.03 | 100% | 2013-06-08 |
| 24045. | (gmariet729) | 65.02 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 24046. | (ctcngh) | 65.02 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 24047. | (jgdcruz5) | 65.02 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 24048. | (abdou31) | 65.02 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 24049. | (timmaayyt) | 65.02 | 95.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 24050. | (maxf8) | 65.02 | 93% | 2017-04-04 |
| 24051. | (jokstercube) | 65.02 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 24052. | (pewdekz) | 65.02 | 91% | 2016-08-24 |
| 24053. | (opposite) | 65.02 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 24054. | (simbao) | 65.01 | 96.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 24055. | sam (candle4) | 65.01 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 24056. | (co_y) | 65.01 | 99% | 2012-08-24 |
| 24057. | (dangerous) | 65.01 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 24058. | (makhmudjon) | 65.00 | 95% | 2023-08-31 |
| 24059. | (nono11jp) | 65.00 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 24060. | (mhylooo) | 65.00 | 91% | 2012-03-13 |
| 24061. | (razzmatazz) | 65.00 | 97% | 2016-08-14 |
| 24062. | (byakuryuu) | 65.00 | 94% | 2011-09-28 |
| 24063. | (ice_relentless) | 65.00 | 94% | 2013-03-10 |
| 24064. | Ricky (uhsricky) | 65.00 | 97% | 2018-03-01 |
| 24065. | (tendow) | 65.00 | 91% | 2011-08-22 |
| 24066. | (ndhtypes) | 65.00 | 96% | 2015-04-20 |
| 24067. | erick (erick100) | 65.00 | 94% | 2011-10-07 |
| 24068. | Dvorak (dvorakattack) | 64.99 | 93% | 2012-03-23 |
| 24069. | (oscarhinxdd) | 64.99 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 24070. | (kxntzu) | 64.99 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 24071. | (fahadahmed_lu) | 64.99 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |