So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14646. | John Paulo (guehnwyvar) | 77.07 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 14647. | RENIEL RENZ (leiner_ross15) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 14648. | Balsamic (balsamic) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 14649. | Clay (clay10swag) | 77.07 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 14650. | 你们很慢噢～ (rickyte... | 77.07 | 95% | 2012-07-24 |
| 14651. | 4Head (extramilkydubs) | 77.07 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 14652. | Savannah (savannahmaira) | 77.07 | 95% | 2012-02-01 |
| 14653. | Arie (kanarie) | 77.07 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 14654. | Brian (beitel) | 77.07 | 94% | 2013-03-29 |
| 14655. | Kit (kittoadinatha) | 77.06 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 14656. | joey (r00sh) | 77.06 | 92% | 2014-09-10 |
| 14657. | mark (koyoto) | 77.06 | 94% | 2013-12-27 |
| 14658. | Luka (soleesoki) | 77.05 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 14659. | Chad (chadpalmer2) | 77.05 | 98% | 2015-12-20 |
| 14660. | jess (jess7391) | 77.05 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 14661. | Xemu (el_xenu) | 77.05 | — | 2010-11-13 |
| 14662. | Glennsta (glennsta) | 77.04 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 14663. | oshan (ice_cold) | 77.04 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 14664. | James (jhoffman1204) | 77.04 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 14665. | Ath (athuu) | 77.04 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 14666. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 77.04 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 14667. | omar (xshinzo) | 77.04 | 97.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14668. | Alex (zipphys) | 77.04 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 14669. | clumsy fingers (icedtofu) | 77.04 | 95% | 2017-06-06 |
| 14670. | Japonizm (showhey0705) | 77.04 | 95% | 2011-06-16 |
| 14671. | David (dovid0813) | 77.03 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 14672. | fer (donandugan13) | 77.03 | 96% | 2018-04-24 |
| 14673. | The Viking (typing_viking) | 77.03 | 99% | 2011-11-18 |
| 14674. | Zurran (zurran) | 77.02 | 91% | 2016-09-28 |
| 14675. | qwert (qwert_13) | 77.02 | 92% | 2015-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |