So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27989. | Ahoora (ahoora_98) | 56.13 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
| 27990. | lee (keysmashme) | 56.13 | 94% | 2021-04-27 |
| 27991. | duc (titan54321) | 56.13 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 27992. | nabin (monkeyrenjin) | 56.13 | 95% | 2014-09-02 |
| 27993. | Ilya (il__ya) | 56.13 | 92% | 2015-06-20 |
| 27994. | rk (east4564) | 56.13 | 96% | 2015-06-25 |
| 27995. | John (bragodel) | 56.12 | 93% | 2016-11-15 |
| 27996. | Mike (mike7483) | 56.12 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 27997. | Vietnam (nihonwan) | 56.12 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 27998. | Aleph (catblahfishblah) | 56.12 | 95% | 2022-06-15 |
| 27999. | JAMABINSUA (johnmarvin20) | 56.12 | 95% | 2016-08-16 |
| 28000. | Tu (tuquach212) | 56.12 | — | 2009-10-02 |
| 28001. | Karl (lech) | 56.12 | 94% | 2015-01-30 |
| 28002. | Mehran (mehranm) | 56.12 | 90% | 2012-08-22 |
| 28003. | Vu (hoanvu08) | 56.12 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 28004. | Ashok (ashokmsis) | 56.12 | 94% | 2015-11-30 |
| 28005. | atyper (sexalob303) | 56.11 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 28006. | LastSlice (cezara) | 56.11 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 28007. | Mike (icawatmike) | 56.11 | 92.9% | 2023-10-14 |
| 28008. | hoang (kayprince) | 56.11 | 95% | 2011-05-19 |
| 28009. | DuviOne (duvione) | 56.11 | 90% | 2012-10-10 |
| 28010. | Top (captain_top) | 56.11 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 28011. | GRaVITY (_gravity) | 56.10 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 28012. | kie (kieret25) | 56.10 | 93% | 2017-12-17 |
| 28013. | Tam (vick) | 56.10 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 28014. | David (dave1188) | 56.10 | 95% | 2018-04-27 |
| 28015. | Ravi (raviivar) | 56.10 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 28016. | Mohamed (kogo) | 56.10 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 28017. | adam (adambolanos) | 56.10 | 86% | 2013-05-02 |
| 28018. | jimbo (jimbo) | 56.10 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |