So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24428. | Moazzam (qwikiquartz) | 61.65 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 24429. | AMAN (player7714) | 61.65 | 94% | 2022-11-19 |
| 24430. | Crimson (crimsonight) | 61.65 | 97.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 24431. | Mafitaa wants new keyboard ... | 61.65 | 93% | 2021-03-15 |
| 24432. | Josh (remember000this) | 61.65 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 24433. | Daniel (stbdang) | 61.65 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 24434. | Robin (zynax) | 61.65 | 90% | 2012-10-18 |
| 24435. | Lancella (nope5757) | 61.65 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 24436. | Hill (hilltopgun) | 61.65 | 98% | 2016-10-27 |
| 24437. | Jordan (jayjaysufc) | 61.64 | 93% | 2016-09-25 |
| 24438. | i_type_fast_with_good_postu... | 61.64 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 24439. | Mr (mr_pottato) | 61.64 | 94% | 2020-02-19 |
| 24440. | Johnny (smartbread) | 61.64 | 80% | 2014-02-12 |
| 24441. | Adam (tadam) | 61.64 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 24442. | Sebastian (sebperez) | 61.64 | 95% | 2014-10-08 |
| 24443. | chris (lrdx) | 61.64 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 24444. | DeniedPyro (deniedpyro) | 61.63 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 24445. | Enrique (enriquealamilla) | 61.63 | 83% | 2016-05-01 |
| 24446. | adson (rxnor) | 61.63 | 95% | 2023-08-11 |
| 24447. | Akizumi (linaaron) | 61.63 | 92% | 2022-04-09 |
| 24448. | Javed bin (javedbali) | 61.63 | 93% | 2014-11-06 |
| 24449. | ibrar (ibrar2kt) | 61.63 | 94% | 2013-04-19 |
| 24450. | May (bamay) | 61.63 | 91% | 2014-08-31 |
| 24451. | Jae-Min (speedytiger) | 61.62 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 24452. | AnnAnn (luckyanthonyan) | 61.62 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 24453. | _ (baoy) | 61.62 | 94.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 24454. | Karol (mirvan) | 61.62 | 96% | 2014-09-09 |
| 24455. | dottjt (dottjt) | 61.62 | 96% | 2012-01-29 |
| 24456. | Ali (ali_jammal) | 61.62 | 93% | 2015-01-23 |
| 24457. | imran (afridi) | 61.62 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |