The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8468. | snipezlol (snipezlol) | 104.35 | 99% | 2013-07-16 |
| 8469. | Sarah ✌(◕‿◕)✌ (s... | 104.35 | 100% | 2014-11-04 |
| 8470. | Ghassan (lightbeam) | 104.34 | 99% | 2013-07-13 |
| 8471. | matej (matejck) | 104.34 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 8472. | arboy (arbusion) | 104.34 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 8473. | AJ (alopex_lagopus) | 104.33 | 94% | 2013-12-14 |
| 8474. | Josh (goosedad) | 104.32 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 8475. | T (rockskip) | 104.32 | 97% | 2023-09-17 |
| 8476. | Cao (planetarygoxuanthinh) | 104.32 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 8477. | Turkey (habibiturkey) | 104.32 | 96.7% | 2023-07-02 |
| 8478. | A (oedd) | 104.32 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 8479. | LikeABoss (jlikeaboss) | 104.32 | 98% | 2012-02-18 |
| 8480. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 104.32 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
| 8481. | Stuart (cakester) | 104.32 | 96% | 2012-06-27 |
| 8482. | Phil (philsweeney) | 104.32 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 8483. | bad toy (btoy) | 104.32 | 99% | 2011-06-21 |
| 8484. | Johnny (c0r1nth1an) | 104.31 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 8485. | hef (juboman) | 104.31 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 8486. | Lorenz (tataedigong) | 104.31 | 99% | 2020-12-14 |
| 8487. | Youtube.com/ibrahimsurfer (... | 104.31 | 95% | 2011-08-07 |
| 8488. | Craig (ctbelair) | 104.31 | 97% | 2016-02-15 |
| 8489. | Ryan (icednz) | 104.31 | 95% | 2012-11-19 |
| 8490. | Andrew (andrewlee1030) | 104.30 | 96% | 2012-04-28 |
| 8491. | Evan (evarlese13) | 104.30 | 99% | 2020-09-03 |
| 8492. | Ethan (emlieber) | 104.30 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 8493. | destinesia (destinesia) | 104.30 | 94% | 2013-02-07 |
| 8494. | Alex (tgxintel) | 104.29 | 96% | 2013-09-04 |
| 8495. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 104.29 | 96.8% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8496. | Haskier (haskier) | 104.29 | 97% | 2015-10-20 |
| 8497. | Take (teysolongo) | 104.29 | 98% | 2015-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |