I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12048. | Brian (brianbanri) | 84.70 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 12049. | konami (konami_kirakira) | 84.69 | 95.5% | 2025-02-24 |
| 12050. | George (gmorf) | 84.69 | 99% | 2023-01-06 |
| 12051. | Fricoman (ltossit) | 84.69 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 12052. | Wayne (wisepvp) | 84.69 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 12053. | dolan (dolanfolan) | 84.69 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 12054. | Emil (conv22) | 84.69 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 12055. | Chestera (chestera) | 84.69 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 12056. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 84.69 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 12057. | cerapas (cerapas) | 84.69 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 12058. | Geese (geese955) | 84.68 | 97.6% | 2024-03-08 |
| 12059. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 84.68 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 12060. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 84.68 | 99% | 2021-04-26 |
| 12061. | Pyren (pyren83) | 84.68 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 12062. | Alikhan (alikhan880) | 84.68 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 12063. | Emile (psamuthis) | 84.67 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 12064. | Eugene (lilgene1) | 84.66 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 12065. | Papa2ChainZ (elvaton) | 84.66 | 99% | 2022-03-12 |
| 12066. | r (chilt) | 84.66 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 12067. | IBRAIM5URFER (ibrahimpro) | 84.66 | 99% | 2021-05-09 |
| 12068. | Aman (aman_msr) | 84.65 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 12069. | Terra (terranavis) | 84.65 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 12070. | Hennessy (hennessy_15) | 84.64 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 12071. | adverb (adverb7) | 84.64 | 96% | 2026-03-14 |
| 12072. | Albert (albastardoto) | 84.64 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 12073. | lucas (lucas757) | 84.64 | 99% | 2017-05-24 |
| 12074. | Jonte (zitrex) | 84.64 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12075. | Machine (guldan) | 84.64 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 12076. | Luna (goddessluna) | 84.63 | 98.3% | 2024-01-05 |
| 12077. | KA (keshavgrwl96) | 84.63 | 99% | 2021-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |