And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18626. | Brandon (brandonsoh) | 80.84 | 93.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| 18627. | (mapleserum) | 80.84 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 18628. | (dartsidius) | 80.84 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 18629. | Julien (jsaker7) | 80.84 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 18630. | None (maltese) | 80.84 | 96% | 2013-01-20 |
| 18631. | Duchamp (lpiechocki) | 80.84 | 96% | 2013-04-11 |
| 18632. | (heyclown) | 80.83 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 18633. | Jack (jx34tech) | 80.83 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 18634. | (sotang) | 80.83 | 98% | 2023-05-27 |
| 18635. | Josh (walterbottle) | 80.83 | 96% | 2017-01-24 |
| 18636. | Jacky (jk1976886) | 80.82 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 18637. | (dellieran) | 80.82 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 18638. | (twis23) | 80.82 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 18639. | (starhole) | 80.82 | 95.7% | 2021-02-27 |
| 18640. | (lazysniper) | 80.82 | 96% | 2016-09-05 |
| 18641. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 80.82 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| 18642. | (brandimous) | 80.81 | 95% | 2012-05-30 |
| 18643. | Ali (ali_pro) | 80.81 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 18644. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 80.81 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 18645. | M (migrape) | 80.81 | 98.8% | 2023-10-24 |
| 18646. | (xobeciuj) | 80.81 | 98.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 18647. | (reo_is_afk) | 80.81 | 100% | 2015-07-21 |
| 18648. | Matt (shorts8617) | 80.81 | 97% | 2011-11-03 |
| 18649. | (zoo_yen) | 80.81 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 18650. | Schloppy (schloppy) | 80.81 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 18651. | IBRAIM5URFER (ibrahimpro) | 80.81 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 18652. | (jack_cat123) | 80.81 | 98% | 2014-09-25 |
| 18653. | (ryder_on_the_storm) | 80.80 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 18654. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 18655. | hasbulla (yeahnewbie) | 80.80 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |