The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13037. | TypeLatte (typelatte) | 40.20 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 13038. | Rick (spitmasterflex) | 40.20 | 82% | 2016-05-16 |
| 13039. | Ahmet (mcpeace) | 40.19 | 81% | 2016-04-03 |
| 13040. | steven (stevenac2001) | 40.19 | 94% | 2013-06-12 |
| 13041. | K (kingd) | 40.19 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 13042. | Ahmed (ahmed_shokry) | 40.19 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 13043. | Marysol (maru_ryse) | 40.18 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 13044. | Hiromi (fukatsumi) | 40.18 | 93% | 2017-03-21 |
| 13045. | Dylan (dn2258465) | 40.18 | 83% | 2011-10-22 |
| 13046. | Ayau (ayauka) | 40.18 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
| 13047. | jack (jack824) | 40.17 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 13048. | Erica (missediaz) | 40.17 | 93% | 2012-04-23 |
| 13049. | Victoria (cian14) | 40.17 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 13050. | Selvedge (selvedge) | 40.17 | 87% | 2016-06-07 |
| 13051. | Ron (blackecho) | 40.17 | — | 2009-09-27 |
| 13052. | Adrian (adrianmus) | 40.17 | 92% | 2015-11-24 |
| 13053. | ibrahim (ibrahimelharraq) | 40.16 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| 13054. | Tahin ahmed (tahin_ahmed) | 40.16 | 99% | 2023-01-14 |
| 13055. | Shelly (shellyngo) | 40.16 | 89% | 2013-05-20 |
| 13056. | Kailash (happyy) | 40.16 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 13057. | Buraq (buraq) | 40.16 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 13058. | Javed (javeddosani) | 40.16 | 88% | 2014-01-15 |
| 13059. | Angus (angus) | 40.16 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 13060. | Daniel (rodjo) | 40.15 | 88% | 2015-09-13 |
| 13061. | eleven (golb) | 40.15 | 86% | 2015-03-19 |
| 13062. | Jesse (parvenu90) | 40.14 | 97% | 2011-05-14 |
| 13063. | Julian (julianeadie) | 40.14 | 94% | 2020-12-11 |
| 13064. | thomas (thomasrodgers27) | 40.13 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 13065. | chan (yukichat) | 40.13 | 89% | 2011-10-09 |
| 13066. | sid (sid.sethi1901@gmail.com) | 40.13 | — | 2009-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |