And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8940. | :) (dreikaiser) | 99.82 | 90% | 2016-03-29 |
| 8941. | D A M A G E D (dama_ged) | 99.81 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 8942. | (ibemaddie) | 99.80 | 98% | 2015-05-09 |
| 8943. | chrispHD (chrisphd) | 99.80 | 99% | 2021-08-29 |
| 8944. | fikki (fikki) | 99.80 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 8945. | (edhawks) | 99.80 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 8946. | AMY (amy123) | 99.80 | 94% | 2014-02-19 |
| 8947. | (auldieermine83) | 99.79 | 95.3% | 2023-06-10 |
| 8948. | decaG0N (iam_rock) | 99.79 | 97.4% | 2023-09-15 |
| 8949. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 99.79 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 8950. | Mo (mhuang422) | 99.79 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 8951. | Typos (leonqn23) | 99.79 | 97% | 2014-03-05 |
| 8952. | Nicholas (creamycarrots) | 99.78 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 8953. | Tim (timwan) | 99.78 | 94% | 2013-06-21 |
| 8954. | Wasabi (wasabiattack) | 99.78 | 98% | 2012-05-08 |
| 8955. | nori (n0r1) | 99.78 | 96% | 2014-10-10 |
| 8956. | patty (p6tric) | 99.77 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 8957. | Marcus (qwerty_boi) | 99.77 | 99% | 2021-04-25 |
| 8958. | (manthansinh_gohil_300wpm) | 99.77 | 100% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8959. | elcheeguar (elcheeguar) | 99.77 | 99% | 2019-11-17 |
| 8960. | Matt (ibdevil) | 99.77 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 8961. | (ajaykumarkannan) | 99.76 | 97% | 2013-03-14 |
| 8962. | (lordvoldemort) | 99.76 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 8963. | Johnny (wilfulatrophy) | 99.76 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 8964. | (ducx0049) | 99.75 | 98% | 2023-02-03 |
| 8965. | Sebastian (4555) | 99.75 | 99% | 2022-07-28 |
| 8966. | M (mrwiggles77) | 99.75 | 98% | 2016-01-14 |
| 8967. | Jerrick (jerrickhoang) | 99.75 | 99% | 2018-09-23 |
| 8968. | Victor (helixidron) | 99.75 | 95% | 2016-11-13 |
| 8969. | (ausmanbossman) | 99.75 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |