Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33426. | Babul (babul2) | 47.32 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| 33427. | Nixon (livenixon) | 47.32 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 33428. | Piatos (piatosbbq_) | 47.32 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 33429. | Mocha (mochawarrior) | 47.32 | 88% | 2014-10-07 |
| 33430. | kushagra (cruise007) | 47.32 | 93% | 2016-06-07 |
| 33431. | Eugene (oddesey) | 47.32 | 94% | 2015-05-04 |
| 33432. | Priya (renjith) | 47.31 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 33433. | Dawn (thedawn) | 47.31 | 97% | 2013-06-24 |
| 33434. | cody (cody62) | 47.31 | 95% | 2018-01-25 |
| 33435. | *KING* (166mbs_ayush) | 47.31 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 33436. | Zain (zainanwar) | 47.31 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
| 33437. | DBU93 (dariocar93) | 47.30 | 87% | 2012-11-02 |
| 33438. | Mo (herwees) | 47.30 | 97% | 2015-09-28 |
| 33439. | Hintsa (hintsa) | 47.30 | 95% | 2017-01-20 |
| 33440. | Megane (floinatorn) | 47.30 | 93% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33441. | qbo (qbovalorant) | 47.30 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 33442. | Kayleigh (kayleigh_denise) | 47.29 | 93% | 2014-07-11 |
| 33443. | xoxo (xoxoxo) | 47.29 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 33444. | Christy (applgrrl) | 47.29 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 33445. | Bi (iamsubzero) | 47.29 | 93% | 2021-05-28 |
| 33446. | sendhilkumar (coolsendhil) | 47.28 | 89% | 2015-02-28 |
| 33447. | giannis (gammyhorse) | 47.28 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 33448. | Yasir (optimistic) | 47.28 | 95% | 2013-08-09 |
| 33449. | Kashyap (tankkashyap52) | 47.28 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 33450. | rinus (rinus_ahmad) | 47.28 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 33451. | Elliot (elliot_cooper) | 47.28 | 93% | 2021-09-08 |
| 33452. | Devone (dev1young) | 47.28 | 92% | 2016-11-12 |
| 33453. | YogurtMan (yogurtman42) | 47.28 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
| 33454. | Oanh (sorryiloveyou) | 47.27 | — | 2010-10-06 |
| 33455. | Trung (trunghuynh) | 47.27 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |