I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5591. | IlIllII (ilillii) | 99.84 | 85% | 2017-01-16 |
| 5592. | Asher Virin (asherv77) | 99.83 | 98.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 5593. | Fernando (doctornutria) | 99.83 | 96.2% | 2024-10-25 |
| 5594. | Owen (123ojb) | 99.83 | 98% | 2021-01-31 |
| 5595. | Aero (oaero) | 99.82 | 98% | 2025-08-25 |
| 5596. | yunnE (yunnidis) | 99.82 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 5597. | FrozenCroissant (frozencroi... | 99.82 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 5598. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 99.82 | 98.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5599. | Wessel TriHard (tenoot11) | 99.82 | 100% | 2017-05-14 |
| 5600. | Saad (jdam) | 99.82 | 99% | 2026-04-17 |
| 5601. | Purple (purple_purpur) | 99.80 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5602. | Kevin (logia) | 99.80 | 98.3% | 2024-08-20 |
| 5603. | FE (feluso) | 99.79 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 5604. | kir (kiranv1584) | 99.79 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 5605. | manoj (manoj0792) | 99.78 | 97% | 2026-05-05 |
| 5606. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 99.77 | 99% | 2017-03-26 |
| 5607. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 99.76 | 98.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 5608. | shadow (uthgbnv) | 99.76 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 5609. | chloe (derpfacedan) | 99.76 | 100% | 2017-04-20 |
| 5610. | Bob (bobanton02) | 99.75 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5611. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 99.75 | 98% | 2026-02-11 |
| 5612. | Johnny (johnrocket) | 99.75 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5613. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 99.75 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 5614. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 99.75 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
| 5615. | Loser (tiki1234) | 99.73 | 99.3% | 2023-09-22 |
| 5616. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 99.73 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 5617. | Nikhil (haddr) | 99.73 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 5618. | Martin (watchieboy) | 99.72 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 5619. | Tachydactylus (tachydactyl) | 99.70 | 96% | 2017-04-22 |
| 5620. | Bonk (god_bonk) | 99.69 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |