The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 806. | (unsun) | 74.98 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 807. | (deniyk) | 74.97 | 95% | 2023-08-14 |
| 808. | krisr17 (kk017) | 74.97 | 95% | 2021-03-27 |
| 809. | (pingspoofinq) | 74.96 | 94% | 2022-05-12 |
| 810. | (ryantaban) | 74.95 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 811. | Tyler (thkim1011) | 74.94 | 97% | 2013-03-18 |
| 812. | Hater (hateself) | 74.94 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 813. | (born2bwilde) | 74.94 | 98% | 2019-03-24 |
| 814. | (noprop) | 74.91 | 95% | 2019-12-08 |
| 815. | (unnamedflower) | 74.90 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 816. | (imachi) | 74.89 | 97.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 817. | (foobird) | 74.88 | 95% | 2014-05-08 |
| 818. | (ymagunn) | 74.88 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 819. | (bubbubs) | 74.88 | 99% | 2018-01-28 |
| 820. | Greti (greti) | 74.86 | 97% | 2013-02-09 |
| 821. | George (geobro72898) | 74.83 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 822. | (iamphduc) | 74.79 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 823. | D (rejden) | 74.75 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 824. | (barry_mccockinerr) | 74.71 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 825. | (maxarfvidsson) | 74.69 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 826. | (semperveritas) | 74.69 | 98% | 2012-08-01 |
| 827. | (skdreams) | 74.68 | 93% | 2016-12-06 |
| 828. | (rick_sirio) | 74.66 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 829. | David (kahnmd35) | 74.66 | 97% | 2015-11-11 |
| 830. | (qweu) | 74.64 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 831. | (antlers) | 74.61 | 86% | 2011-09-09 |
| 832. | (notpeo) | 74.61 | 97% | 2013-04-25 |
| 833. | Kale (kaletypes) | 74.60 | 97% | 2013-12-17 |
| 834. | (soulis) | 74.60 | 95% | 2012-10-15 |
| 835. | (burking1231) | 74.59 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |