Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3263. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 66.94 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 3264. | ABDELLAH (ab_do11) | 66.94 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3265. | allen (allenlsy) | 66.92 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 3266. | Renzo (raccon) | 66.92 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 3267. | Chaquir (colaguy2011) | 66.88 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 3268. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 66.87 | 95% | 2019-12-06 |
| 3269. | Brooklyn (brooklyn9d5) | 66.85 | 96% | 2019-05-02 |
| 3270. | Pieter (shadow00731) | 66.83 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3271. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 66.82 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 3272. | Patrik (oishinek) | 66.81 | 92% | 2018-05-13 |
| 3273. | Hau (jackie1997) | 66.81 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 3274. | Joseph (joseph_) | 66.81 | 95% | 2017-12-28 |
| 3275. | Stephen (19zhuyijie) | 66.80 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 3276. | momentumJAY (momentumjayrac... | 66.79 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3277. | Loocid (loocid) | 66.79 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 3278. | anant (anant059) | 66.78 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 3279. | modest (true_everest) | 66.77 | 94% | 2019-01-20 |
| 3280. | Aashish (iamflash) | 66.77 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3281. | Holly (runningnurse) | 66.76 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| 3282. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 66.73 | 96% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3283. | Memat (memat) | 66.73 | 98% | 2018-11-04 |
| 3284. | Qida (ieatpizza) | 66.72 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3285. | Daniel (stbdang) | 66.72 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 3286. | (qwertydude6) | 66.71 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 3287. | Isabelle (isabook) | 66.70 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 3288. | Vimim (tovtype) | 66.62 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 3289. | king (thermaltyper) | 66.61 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 3290. | allitAlmaty (allitalmaty) | 66.61 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 3291. | MooD (xslel) | 66.58 | 95% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3292. | ofek (ofeksh1236) | 66.58 | 95% | 2018-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |